#askkirk

[imaginetheenterprise]

*sits there for a moment, contemplating* The hard way it is.

Aw come ooooon, you know Spock's busy and I can't call in redshirts for "personal reasons, and Bones doesn't let me steal any hypos. Just cooperate, won't you?

[imaginetheenterprise]

That's the point. *chuckles* What's the hard way?

The hard way involves a Vulcan nerve pinch, two redshirts, six hypos and one very angry captain. Your choice.

[imaginetheenterprise]

*narrows eyes* Are you tapping your freaking foot? *closes one eye leans around the corner quickly and shoots phaser hitting purposely a little to the left of his foot, burning the ground slightly* Captain, I tripped.

Oh you bastard. That could've hit me, you know, and Bones would've hanged the both of us. Now, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.

[imaginetheenterprise]

*glances behind while running* Away. To work, I don't know! *ducks around a corner*

*stops and taps foot* Belle, come back here. I'm not chasing after you, but I need to know who the guy was.

[imaginetheenterprise]

Goodnight, happy life, love you, go to bed. *runs off bridge*

I - wait a minute - *chases after you* - where the hell do you think you're going?

[imaginetheenterprise]

Nope. No one pushed me. I'm a total klutz. You know me; always... tripping over... stuff.

It's not techincally tripping if somebody pushes you. Now, just tell me who it was.

[imaginetheenterprise]

((*whispers* Jimmyyyy...hello.

Mmh, hey Tia. Why are you whispering?

[imaginetheenterprise]

I promise, I shouldn't sleep. *shakes head quickly* No one, I didn't- I did. I tripped.

Mmh hmm, if you insist. Now, you don't sound very sure about that fact. Just tell me who pushed you, you aren't being a "tattletale".