#askkunkkatheadmiral

[gondar-booty-hunter-blog]

"Ancestors keep me!" a voice suddenly boomed near the Bounty Hunter, as a long knife was casually, but professionally held against the Hunter's throat by an unheard assailant. "Now, laddie" The voice said, quietly "Ye're going to with me to that table there" It said, motioning towards a empty table in the crowded bar, "and THEN" It continued "You're going to tell me why you're in MY docks. You hunting?" It asked, slowly moving the Hunter as it spoke - askkunkkatheadmiral

He jerked. Oh God, did they have sentry- oh yes they did. As he felt the cold blade against his throat he stopped moving. He followed the lead of the taller man, not wanting him to slit his throat. While walking Gondar tried to look around without moving his head. Maybe he could see something suspicious.. but no.

“Yes, indeed I am.” He said in a calm voice. Lying would not bring him further. “But not for your head, so do not worry”

[silentasmist]

"Where did ye hear of my past?" Kunkka asked, his face a mask of anger, having tracked the Ranger down in her forest, likely not without her notice, but the old sailor was too furious to care - askkunkkatheadmiral

Traxex stood stock-still, facing the forest and looking away from the admiral. When she turned around, her stare as cold and piercing as ever, it looked like she’d lash out at Kunkka in that instant. However, soon as she turned around to fully face him, the illusion that was thought to be the ranger vanished, seemingly leaving the man alone in the middle of the woods.

The real Traxex peered down from her position, standing in a tall tree behind the very confused admiral. “...Hmph...What are you doing all the way out here?” She called, her voice carrying through the forest that surrounded them.

[vengeanceismymistress]

┼ - askkunkkatheadmiral

3 - Unconcious 

"Admiral, please!" - without hesitation Shendelzare slapped Kunkka's face twice trying to awaken him. Sadly, this gave absolutely no results... - "...come on!?" It was night already, when all their warriors returned from their partols. All but Kunkka, who was protecting the 'middle' watchtower, which was the closest to the river. He was there all alone and no one knew what happened to him. So a few of them were sent to look for the admiral. Shendelzare was the first one to find the man, he was lying on the ground by a tree. As soon as she approached she realized what exactly was the problem - quite a few empty bottles of rum were lying all around the Admiral. Slapping his cheeks didn't help, so Shendelzare took out the bottle and with a sigh poured the fountain water onto the seamans face.  

[vengeanceismymistress]

Brush - askkunkkatheadmiral

Shendelzare turned to the Admiral, when she felt his hand brushing her hair from the behind. Her face concentrated, Shendelzare wasn't even surprised, as the only thought she had was that something with her hair was wrong and Kunkka just fixed it."Is something there?" 

[got-a-sparerib]

" pudge, have you ever dismembered a fish such as myself? Some of us have their own kin in there, did you know?" Leviathan says, ope ing his mouth wide to try show the butcher if he ate any other fish recently.

"Oi’ve seen such fish meself, from time to time" Smiled the Butcher. "But I ne’er dismembered one such as ye afore" he said, looking closer at the large creature. "Nor ‘ave I met one who kin talk" He said with a laugh

[aeoldrias]

[[PHASE1, FRONT2 -QUAY SIDE]]

The signal was heard as the explosion echoed across the city and riverside, reverberations creating ripples against the dockside. In order to create space for the other unit's Kunkka was ready to split Dire forces, assaulting them from the trade routes and forcing a secondary defense.

Troops and ships ready, he pulled the anchor and set in to the port mouth.

[[Order: askkunkkatheadmiral, asknortrom (Vespasio), aggronstonebreak, i-bring-the-song-of-death, the-grandest-magus ]]

[techies-demolitions-archive]

"See, I'm looking at ye, and your frankly revolutionary designs for these 'mine' things of yours, and then I look at you're armaments, and I'm forced t' conclude.... Ye've never really SEEN a proper cannon before, have ye, boys?" Kunkka said, leaning on his sword and carelessly lighting a cigar, fully aware of the masses of black powder around him, but trusting that the goblin trio were safer than they seemed, or else they'd explode CONSTANTLY, rather than occaisionally - askkunkkatheadmiral

Nice as it was for the Admiral to visit, the topic had inevitably swung to whether he’d want a look at the Techies’ brand of nautical weaponry. They had just finished a demonstration of their first prototype, the Swine, before he had asked the question. Squee and Spleen looked at each other for a moment, then shifted their eyes to every other direction as the looked for a decent answer.

"Weeell, we had a grip on what the idea was like.”

"Like a rocket launcher, but without an exhaust."

"And you could make it bigger because you didn’t have to hold it! A-and the ammo only had to be circular to be fired out of it.”

“Aaaaaaand as long as something blew up, everyone’s happy?”

They smiled a nervous we-don’t-know-if-any-of-that-is-true-but-that’s-our-guess smile.

“‘Course, they never asked us to make a cannon again.”

[vengeanceismymistress]

⌖ - askkunkkatheadmiral

Respect, Interest, Misunderstanding