#asklordganon

[asklordganon]

“This day will soon be tainted by my hand. Hyrule will soon rue the day” //oKAY LISTEN I JUST NEEDED AN EXCUSE TO COME BACK AGAIN OKAY 💦💦

[fadoavocado]

"A box without hinges, keys or lid? If there's golden treasure, it will be mine."

Ganondorf!

That’s not how it goes ! ! 

……

Oooh! How pretty! This egg looks like it’s made completely from gold! it feels warm in your hands.

A box without hinges, key, or lid, but golden treasure inside is hid!

A Lizard! Dragon? Snake with arms? Whatever it is, it’s fiery and cute. And all yours! Hee hee

[salami-dono]

"Boy. Have you been a good boy?"

“Of course I’ve been a--”

“Oh! Lord Ganondorf ?!”

“What do you want, old man? Can’t you seeeeee I’m with a client?”

[askthebigb]

...I didn’t do anything Better not mess with this guy ((   @asklordganon (:  ))

[asklordganon]

Here, have a sweater. I made it myself! It has kittens on it.

... Firewood would have been preferred, but I suppose I can make serve the same purpose. Though I strongly question any sentiment behind it.

[fadoavocado]

Any good stories between you and Ganon recently?

Well since Ganon has been turned into a kid for the time being, we’ve been spending more time playing together! Eeheehee!

((In reference to this post))

[asklordganon]

HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DESTROY HYLIA LIKE THAT

You don’t even have arms! What do you plan on doing? Rolling people to death? Screeching? That’s some battle plan you have there, rotten cactus creature.

AND WHAT’S A HYLIA?!?

[asklordganon]

Who put me in this stupidly huge armor? I don’t recall ever seeing this in the castle. Wait, am I even IN the castle?! What the hell!

//bby ganon is 14 aaaannnd I know it’s not in the ask, but he has his fourteen year old memories. have at thee