Into the Woods

When Non-Fairy Folk enter these Lost Woods, they turn into Monsters. Are you going to ask me how to get back out? I am Fado of the Kokiri. I know I appear to you as a child, but the eyes can often deceive. I am actually a most esteemed sage.

[fadoavocado]

[salesmanofhappiness]

heehee 👀 have you ever eaten a child?

Send me a “👀 + a question” and my muse has to answer honestly!

“I would tell you that I have in a joking manner, but I feel like you might believe it no matter my tone. Also I am required to tell the truth, so no.” 

[fadoavocado]

It's it nice to find yourself somewhere different?

Look at this place, look at your faces.They’re shining like a thousand shining stars

[fadoavocado]

Fado if you were a D&D character, what class would you be?

Multi class; Sorcerer and Rogue! 

[fadoavocado]

[[ wow the nintendask community really is just all mario now, huh? ]]

[happymasksidequest]

my friend says i’m supposed to say that i’m open for questions so

the ask box is open, always

[happymasksidequest]

“Okay! Okay..! I pinky promise!”

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@salami-dono

[fadoavocado]

Oh don’t worry little scrub; we can still be friends! Hee hee

We won’t be fighting or anything like that; it’s very possible you could win this!

You must defeat me.. at hitting that target!!

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@fadoavocado

Fado Fado puku. Let us play please! We are fiends puku!

[fadoavocado]

hmm?

how did you get out of the p-  oh nevermind..

Yes, let’s play, heehee.

But first, you must defeat me!

[fadoavocado]

Fado is it true that all the wolfos in the woods are your pets?

….nnno.

Hee hee, did…. did someone say that?? 

…maybe I should have said yes.. 

[fadoavocado]

Fado, this anon has forgotten... Can you alter your form?

I can! My body is made mostly of magic!

By concentrating my own magic, I can do a wide array of things!

But… there’s only so much magic energy I can use at one time.

Something like altering my form takes a LOT of magic- almost everything I have! So it’s not something I should really be doing. 

[fadoavocado]

Fado Fado puku lets play!

Have a seat, friend

[fadoavocado]

Since Termina is like a parallel dimension, practically everyone in Hyrule has some sort of counterpart living there. But what about Fado?

Hee hee,

Wherever my woods stretch, I am already there!