hold your piss when you go out drinking. no pissing in toilets that aren’t your own. don’t break the seal. when you’re drunk, you won’t even feel how heavy and solid your bladder is. be proud of being the only one of your friends who hasn’t pissed all night. make fun of their little bladders: you’re peeing *again* - didn’t you just go?
you should drink enough to be full. if you don’t like beer, drink a glass of water with every second shot. if you’re not drinking a lot, there’s no reason for you to pee; if you drink a lot, you’ll be bursting by the end of the night. but that’s what you want, isn’t it? you want to squirm in the back of the uber. you want to find yourself fidgeting while you wait for your friends to get out of the bathroom. boy, that line looks long. you want your belly hard and swollen and aching; you want to have to bend over slightly while you try not to do a full-on pee dance in public. you want to be able to look back at photos of the night and notice your bulging belly in every one; how you have your hand on your pussy in a few pics.
you want to be full when you get home so you can gingerly lay down on your bed, bladder like a rock protruding out of your belly. you want to be able to push on it, press gently and then firmly, feel all that piss right under your skin. you’ll cum so quickly once you start rubbing yourself. still in your going-out clothes. bonus points if you have to keep yourself from moaning for fear of your roommate hearing.
