Jul 4, 2015
((Casual reminder that I got an M!A where there was literally just salad everywhere, once)).
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((Casual reminder that I got an M!A where there was literally just salad everywhere, once)).
“Come on! It’ll be fun and hardly illegal.”
Are you a boss ass bitch?
“I have been referred to as all three of those thing, though never all together like that.”
I would totally whore myself out for you.
“That’s a start, but the real question here is would you kill for me?”
do you ever MASTERbate
“Hilarious, Human. I’ve never heard that one before…”
*licks your face* ilu
“And I am repulsed by you.”
Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
“Of course. Most of them also happen to mention that it’s better than yours.”
🍻
For every 🍻 I get, my muse will take a shot/have a drink
“It’ll take a lot more than that to get a Time Lord even so much as buzzed, my dear.”