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happy thursday, friends! you know what they say happens when you assume, but this week we’re gonna throw caution to the wind.
Anonymously tell me your assumptions about me and I'll confirm or deny them.
what you need to know:
to participate, please post your ask box, and tag the post with askmeaskcall (and post in discord channel)
Happy Tuesday everyone!! I heard you on the text prompts, I’ve got my eyes out for new ones. But if you see any floating around, feel free to shoot me a link! Until then, let’s get text-y!
[ text ]: you will not believe who i just ran into.
[ text ]: i can’t believe you told them!
[ text ]: you have got to be kidding me!
[ text ]: i’m drrnuk and i need yuo
[ text ]: have you seen my {insert word here}?
[ text ]: you are killing me!
[ text ]: do you realise what you’ve done?
[ text ]: can we talk?
[ text ]: who is this?
[ text ]: make up your mind.
[ text ]: should i be scared?
[ text ]: i’m waiting for you.
[ text ]: you cannot drive, i’m calling you a cab, where are you?
[ text ]: is that really what you want?
[ text ]: just leave me alone!
[ text ]: i was wrong, i’m sorry.
[ text ]: i just sold my soul.
[ text ]: come on, trust me on this one.
[ text ]: last night was…interesting.
[ text ]: hello, gorgeous.
[ text ]: what is your problem?!
[ text ]: fuck off!
[ text ]: you’re so immature!
[ text ]: i still have your underwear.
[ text ]: it’s better if you don’t understand.
[ text ]: bring me some coffee!
[ text ]: please please please come and see me!
[ text ]: i am not jealous.
[ text ]: were you ever going to tell me?
[ text ]: we should get a puppy!
[ text ]: so, i might be in hospital…
[ text ]: i call bullshit.
[ text ]: don’t kid yourself.
[ text ]: don’t even go there!
[ text ]: please just leave me be.
[ text ]: you’re a diamond.
[ text ]: can you do me a favor?
[ text ]: your name in my phone is asshole.
[ text ]: i love you, endlessly.
[ text ]: you just don’t understand.
[ text ]: your head is too far up your ass.
[ text ]: i wanna be on tv.
[ text ]: did you have fun with you-know-who last night?
[ text ]: i guess my company doesn’t interest you anymore.
[ text ]: so that’s your type huh?
[ text ]: we’re on lockdown.
[ text ]: game on.
[ text ]: what’s for dinner?
[ text ]: you can’t get rid of me that easily!
[ text ]: i’m going to be home late.
[ text ]: you owe me big time.
[ text ]: there is no way!
[ text ]: you lied to me.
[ text ]: i can’t sleep without you here.
[ text ]: i can’t do this alone.
[ text ]: you’re mine.
[ text ]: you’re everything to me.
[ text ]: something’s not right.
[ text ]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?
[ text ]: i won’t leave you.
if you choose to participate, please post your askbox and tag with askmeaskcall.
Happy Thursday friends! With all the new characters and changes this week, we’re gonna keep our ask meme pretty simple. Get those ask boxes ready!
RANDOM QUESTIONS:
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?
what you need to know:
Happy Tuesday everyone! Do you ever just have a week where you just want to swear a lot? Pretty sure that’s this week for me, hence our meme today. But if your character is not the swearing type (looking at you, Blaine ;) ) Feel free to omit the swear when you reply/send prompts!
send ☀ for a good fucking morning text
send ✉ for a un fucking sent text
send ❤ for an i fucking love you text
send ☾ for a good fucking night text
send ✔ for yes of course you fucking can text
send ✕ for of course fucking not text
send ✂ for a fucking lying text
send ❝❞ for a long fucking winded text
send ♋ for a fucking sext
send ► for a fucking wrong person text
send ☢ for a fucking drunken text
txt - "where the fucking hell are you ?"
txt - "i'm going to fucking kill you."
txt - "you looked so fucking hot today."
txt - "why the fuck did you say that?"
txt - "you're a fucking asshole."
txt - "did you fuck him/her?"
txt - "fuck, i did a bad thing."
txt - "you fucking infuriate me."
txt - "seriously, what the actual fuck?"
txt - "did you actually fucking do that?"
txt - "are you fucking drunk right now?"
txt - "i want to fuck you."
txt - "fuck right off."
txt - "i'm fucking sorry."
txt - "i won't fucking apologise."
txt - "this is your fucking fault."
txt - "you're fucking beautiful."
txt - "you're fucking ugly."
txt - "i can't actually believe you fucking did that."
txt - "i fucking despise you."
txt - "fuck."
txt - "i'm in the fucking hospital."
txt - "why the fuck did you do that?"
txt - "i've been fucking arrested."
txt - "i've broken my fucking arm."
txt - "just fucking shut up already."
txt - "lets have fucking shower sex."
txt - "send me fucking pictures."
txt - "n0 of cours im nt fvbking drunk!!"
txt - "i want you fucking naked."
txt - "fuck, that wasnt meant for you."
if you choose to participate, please post your askbox and tag with askmeaskcall.
Happy Thursday! I’m pumped because my weekend starts in two hours, but the rest of you have almost made it! But you know the drill on the questions. All the details are below the cut!
What’s one memory with a friend that you’re fond of?
Past relationships? How did they go? Do you still speak to each other?
In what ways has someone hurt you? Who?
Do you have any siblings? Family? What’s your relationship with them?
Talk about the last argument you’ve had with someone. What was it about?
Do you have a job? What parts of it do you like/don’t like? What do you?
Talk about the people you know at work. Do you like them? Do you hang out with them after work?
Pick a scar/injury you have/had and talk about how you got it.
What do you look for in someone you wish to date? What do you find attractive?
Name something that you like that you’re embarrassed about
Who’s the last person you kissed? Is there anyone you’d like to kiss?
What do you do to relax?
Are you happy?
What your favorite color? Foods? Weathers/Seasons?
What did you do on your most recent birthday?
At what age do you feel that you stopped being a child and “grew up”?
Do you make friends easily? Talk about them for a little bit.
What’s the last thing you’ve heard someone say about you behind your back?
What’s your reputation with the people around you. Do they like you? Dislike you? Why?
When’s the last time you got drunk? Do you remember what you did? Do you regret it?
What habits/tics do you have? Do you annoy people with them?
When was the last date you went on? How did it go?
Are you an open person or are you closed off?
What’s in your closet?
What’s in your dresser/desk?
What kind of soaps/shampoos/lotion scents do you use? Which ones do you not like?
Do you like candles? How many do you have and what scents?
On average how many hours of sleep do you get per day? Do you have problems sleeping or waking up? Has this affected your daily routine with other people/your job?
When’s the last time you went on vacation? What did you do?
When was the last time you were angry? What were you angry about? Did you get violent or pent it up?
When was the last time you were happy? What caused it?
When was the last time you were sick? What happened? How long did it take until you were better?
Are you allergic to anything?
What kind of music do you like? Do you like/not care letting people know what you listen to or do you have certain songs/bands/genres you keep secret out of embarrassment/fear?
What brings you nostalgia? Why?
Talk about school. Did you go? What classes were you the strongest in? The weakest? Did you do any sports? Were you popular/loner? Bullied? A bully? College? What degree did you get?
Can you swim? At what age did you learn if you did? Have you swam in the ocean/lake or just in a pool? The last time you did swim?
What kind of holidays do you celebrate? Do you not? Do you celebrate with friends/family or alone? Which one is your favorite?
Is there anything that you collect? Hobbies? Do you share with others what you do/make or is it not their business?
What temperature do you keep your home at? Do you prefer it warm or cool?
How many blankets do you sleep with? How big is your bed? How soft/firm is it? Can you sleep anywhere or under certain conditions?
What kind of skills do you have?
When was the last time you cried? What happened?
What kind of drunk are you? Emotional? Angry? Clingy? Has this caused trouble for you?
Do you believe in god(s)? Do you go to church or religious celebrations often?
what you need to know:
to participate, please post your ask box, and tag the post with askmeaskcall (and post in discord channel)
I won’t admit to how long I searched for a text meme for today, but! I found a new one, so you know the drill. Details under the cut <3
[text] Hello? Did you forget about me? I’ve been waiting for you to pick me up for an hour!
[text] I just saw a man in a speedo and it reminded me of you. ♥
[text] I swear to drunk I’m not God. Shiit, wait! I fcked up!
[text] Your mom just asked if we’re sexually active. HELP!
[text] Pretty sure your drunk uncle just thought I was a stripper he knew. Not sure if I should feel flattered or grossed out.
[text] Found your shirt in my room. I’m keeping it forever.
[text] Are you getting my texts? Now I know how Anna felt…okay byeeeee.
[text] You really shouldn’t trust me with watching your kid for you.
[text] Okay serious question time. If I was a guy would you go gay for me?
[text] Guess who’s no longer a virgin?
[text] Okay but if you keep singing I Just Had Sex, you’ll never have sex again. Ever.
[text] So I went to buy alcohol for the third time this week and the cashier said he was pretty sure I had a “problem” glad I realized I’m a shopaholic!
[text] Sorry I told your dad he was hot and made things awkward.
[text] I’m hungry, you’re horny. Buy me pizza and I’ll eat it while you fuck me.
[text] I think a six year old just hit on me. I’m scared.
[text] People think I’m a slut, but what’s even funnier is I KNOW I’m one.
[text] I know it’s late, but I just thought about the time we stayed up all night talking. I miss that. I miss you.
[text] I wish you were here, my parents are fighting again.
[text] I’m cold, come cuddle with me.
[text] So I just bumped into your ex. That was interesting.
[text] Did you sleep with [name]? Everyone’s talking about it.
[text] I wish I could hate you. I really wish I could.
[text] Breaking up over text? I’m actually surprised that I can’t say that’s the worst thing you’ve done.
[text] I just need time.
[text] It’s not funny! I wasn’t wearing underwear that day!
[text] I’ve cried too much for you. I can’t do this anymore.
[text] Your mom scares me, I think she can smell my fear.
[text] Was that picture for me? What did I do to deserve that? Because…WOW.
[text] You can’t keep sexting me in class. The only body part of mine I should be raising is my hand!
[text] Oh, by the way. You should have kissed me goodbye.
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Happy Tuesday everyone! You know what that means, get your texting fingers ready. As always, all the info you need is under the cut!
[ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to drunk text me rn? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— didn’t you get my last text? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you ignoring me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m so bored! [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey you 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— blue is definitely your color 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— ugh i wish you were here! [ 📲 • sms ] —— i think you’re going to like what you see 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you’ve been on my mind all day today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i can’t stop thinking about you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you gonna fall asleep on me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— NO don’t fall asleep on me again tonight! [ 📲 • sms ] —— you fell asleep on me last night! you owe me now [ 📲 • sms ] —— send me a picture 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey cutie! haven’t talked to you in a while! [ 📲 • sms ] —— why did you stop texting me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey can i call you now? [ 📲 • sms ] —— call me rather talk on the phone [ 📲 • sms ] —— sweet dreams….with me in them 😉 jk [ 📲 • sms ] —— oooooh, i like the sound of that 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna hang out tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna do tomorrow? ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— you looked really good today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— can’t wait to see you xoxo [ 📲 • sms ] —— talk dirty to me [ 📲 • sms ] —— maybe i can stay the night with you tomorrow [ 📲 • sms ] —— dang you take long enough to text back. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you are the slowest texter ever. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate texting you sometimes. you take forever. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you take forever and a day to reply. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i was wondering where you went. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what happened? where did you go? [ 📲 • sms ] —— k. [ 📲 • sms ] —— ok that’s cool. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s wrong with you? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey where was you today? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna come over? [ 📲 • sms ] —— why are you texting me? i’m standing right beside you… [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate one word texters. [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop one wording me. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you mad at me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna talk about? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you like me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i love you 😍 [ 📲 • sms ] —— miss you 😘 [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop sending me that wink face. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you okay? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m gonna take a shower brb [ 📲 • sms ] —— hold on i gotta do something real quick. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to sext me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— my dog/cat said he/she missed you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s your dog/cat doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you watching? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i see how it is 😜 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you can’t text me but you can be on facebook/twitter/instagram/ [ 📲 • sms ] —— how come you never text me anymore? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i gave you my number so you could text me punk 😛 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me back anymore ☹️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— sorry didn’t mean to bug you [ 📲 • sms ] —— you only text me when i text you first. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me first! [ 📲 • sms ] —— wanna go catch a movie tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you mean by that status you posted? [ 📲 • sms ] —— guess what emoji is next to your name in my phone? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey stranger. stop being a stranger. [ 📲 • sms ] —— did you miss me? 😆 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m looking through your pictures right now. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i saw that selfie you just posted. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you text me after i upload a bomb selfie i see. [ 📲 • sms ] —— it’s okay you don’t to lie to me. [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that was so sweet. ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that just made me smile. ️☺️☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g i’m punching you so hard the next time i see you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g you get on my nerves. [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey there ! remember me ? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you going to ignore me again tomorrow?
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