#askmirageandcrypto

[thebliznet]

If Mirage is THICC, wouldn’t his new nickname be Solace’s Ass? (Parody of America’s Ass from Endgame.)

Mirage: *looks at Crypto with a sparkle in his eyes*

Crypto: No.

Mirage: *looks to Swift* YES.

[thebliznet]

Hey, hello, it's me again... Are you guys doing okay during the quarantine? Or is it all alright at your place? It's really nasty at mine... In any case, stay safe! (Same question to you, Bliz! if I can call you that)

Mirage: We actually had to find hotels and head home for a week due to the quarantine, but we're back to our regularly sche-schew...we're back to killing each other now. Though, Alexander has been really friendly since we came back.

Crypto: What? What do you mean he's really friendly?

Mirage: He's...giving me hugs...and not those bear hugs like Makoa. They're awkward cause he hugs too-

Crypto: He wants to spread the pandemic.

Mirage:

Crypto:

Mirage: That sick son of a bitch.

Crypto: He's probably not even infected.

Mirage: I thought he liked me or something.

Crypto: And you was allowing it if he did?

Mirage: No! I-I was still deciding if he was...

Crypto: *raises an eyebrow*

Mirage: I was!

Crypto: You should go take a shower.

Mirage: *gets up from his seat* You're extremely right about that though...

(You can call me Bliz! 😁 Quarantine is not as bad as it used to be now. I don't even think the cops are following the curfew anymore too lmao. Only problem is the customers that I have to deal with at work who still thinks the world is coming to an end. Other than that, I'm doing fine! 😊)

[thebliznet]

Hey, Elliott, has anyone ever called you a himbo? Just wondering if you knew.

Crypto: *snorts*

Mirage: I'm VERY attractive, but I'm not stupid!

Crypto: You are my stupid.

Mirage: *blushes at Crypto* I'm not stupid!

Crypto: No, no. You are an idiot.

Mirage: *points a finger at Crypto, grinning* Tae Joon Park!

Crypto: *frowns at Mirage* Hey! *runs for him*

Mirage: *starts laughing as he took off running* I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!!

[thebliznet]

Eek! Crypto, Your a dream come true! 😍

Crypto: *scoffs* Only in Elliot's dreams...

[thebliznet]

Hey Elliot, Who are your Best Friends or Friends in general?

Mirage: Octavio, Ajay, Renee, and Makoa are my best friends. Natalie, Bloodhound, and Anita, I'm still getting to know. Everyone else, we talk, but that's it.

Crypto: What about me?

Mirage: You're my boyfriend.

Crypto: I'm suppose to be a best friend and a boyfriend for you. That is what dating is, right?

Mirage: Oh! Is that why you're called my boyfriend?

Crypto: *shrugs* Your guess is as good as mine.

[thebliznet]

Oh wait! How about Himbro as another nickname because I see you as a brother I look up to and as a himbo? I’m sorry, Elliott! I can’t help it.

Mirage: Y-you see me...a-as your brother? I-I can't...why? Out of every other legend, y-you choose me? I-I really apprec-apparent-appreciate it. A-a lot actually. So, um...yeah. You can probably call me that. Um...Himbro? Himbro. Got it. Uh...*scoffs and mutters to himself* Shit, that's...that's a big title...

[thebliznet]

Omg Crypto, I'm SUCH a HUGE fan of you... Can I get your Autograph? 😄

Crypto: *makes a face*

Mirage: ...Come on...

Crypto: ...Fine.

[thebliznet]

No, no. You do not want to know, Elliott. There’s always a dark side to everything, but there’s nothing to be concerned about. Don’t worry. ‘Except Saesang fans. They’re bat-sh*t crazy.’ (Saesang = Fans who are crazy enough to stalk, harm or possibly hurt the Kpop idols they “adore.” Just to let you know, Bliznet. They’re crazy.)

Mirage: I'm so confused right now. What does Sae..sa..

Crypto: *grabs Mirage's attention and shakes his head* Don't worry about it. *looks at Swift* That was my sister's problem. I was only in the mix for the music. Now, if anything is..."catchy" to me, I'll enjoy it.

(That's terrifying. 😟)