#askmisterkaplan

[askmrcatington]

Don’t Mind Me!

Just taking care of some...things for @askraymondredreddington. Even though I haven’t seen him in weeks. And now I hear the most awful rumors about @askmisterkaplan! No one keeps me in the loop these days--how is everyone?

@askhudsondog, have you tormented any more pairs of batman boxers lately?

Feel free to drop this feline a message, it gets terribly lonely--I mean, boring--in this apartment. Even with that charming maine coon across the way.

[askmisterkaplan]

Have you ever worked alongside Samar Navabi? What do you think of her?

Thank you, Anon, for your question. To date, I have not had the opportunity to work with Agent Navabi directly. I was, however, called in by Mr. Reddington to dispose of the Scimitar’s body following her handiwork.

As for my opinion of Ms. Navabi. Because I have had such little interaction with her, I could not say how I feel about her for certain. I believe she is a talented Mossad agent, a headstrong woman dedicated to her cause. I am, however, wary of her true motives when it comes to my employer. I admit, I am very protective of Raymond…I would go to the ends of the earth to shield him and his interests from harm. But I also have to trust him, and it seems he trusts her…

[askmisterkaplan]

I can't imagine that the situation when you guys faked Liz's death was the only time Red's asked you to make a quick turn around on something. Any other interesting stories like that?

Oh, dearie, there are many. On one occasion my employer stormed in on a gambling ring, leaving more than a dozen bodies in his wake. One hour later I had all but one of the men drawn and quartered for a quick disposal. The last was a rather large fellow, and by then my chainsaw had become a tad dull. It became an exercise of creativity and ingenuity, but we got the job done. On another occasion Reddington made quick work of a handful of dock workers who had become a smidge too interested in his affairs. With the sound of sirens fast approaching, we made use of the surrounding water to wash any evidence of the bloodshed away; the local fauna took care of the rest. And then there was the time I had nothing more to work with than a few cinder blocks, a crowbar, and a pair of pruning shears. I’ll spare you the details; this case was certainly not for the faint of heart.

While my employer is always on a tight timetable, I can’t very well complain. He compensates me well…and besides, he’s family.

P.S. My apologies for the delayed reply, dearie. I couldn’t help but to sneak in to see Sir Crispin Crandall’s flying freezer (so to speak). The field of cryogenics absolutely fascinates me. Besides, I wanted to see if the rumors about Walt were true…(see X).

[asktheblacklist]

Ask Mister Kaplan

Kate Kaplan is one of Red’s most trusted confidants. She knows where all the bodies are buried. Literally. Why don’t you go ask @askmisterkaplan a question or two?

[askmrcatington]

Did Dembe stay to take care of you or is there another reason he didn't go with Liz and Red?

I think askdembezuma has a lot to take care of to keep Raymond and Lizzie safe. But also he takes care of me with askmisterkaplan. I miss my Raymond though and hope that we’ll all be back together soon.

[askmisterkaplan]

Thank you all...

Thank you all for the wonderful questions. I will be working diligently to get back to each and everyone of you. But now, you’ll have to excuse me...I must attend to askmrcatington, who deserves some much needed attention.