Ask Mr. Catington

In case there was any doubt whether my survival skills were equal to that of my oft-absent caretaker.

askraymondredreddington

INFORMATION PLEASE

Someone out there is disrupting by operations. I am reaching out to anyone with credible information about who this person or persons might be. Someone out there knows and I am willing to reward you handsomely.

#blacklist Rp #askmrcatington #askraymondreddington

It’s taken THIS long to finally get your attention?! I’ve been out of food for a week, mister, and while I understand you and @askdembezuma have been busy, not even @askmisterkaplan has been by to see me. I’ll get out of your hair and allow your “operations” to resume their regular schedule when you refill the food container and empty my litter box.

Happy Holidays!

I'm afraid that an exorbitant amount of holiday milk and treats left me quite unable to wish everyone a happy holiday season in a timely manner. As it stands, I hope everyone has had a wonderful time, whether with their loved ones or on a fantastic vacation or simply content with the spirit of the season. Please, stop by and say hi! Or better yet, help demolish this darn tree that Dembe and Raymond insist on putting up every year. It's quite a job for just one cat.

#askmrcatington #askraymondreddington #askdembezuma #blacklist Rp #the blacklist

Mr. Catingtion... How are you? Have you been fed? Who's taking care of you whilst everyone is gone?!

I have been left to my own devices, I'm afraid. Though Dembe did set up the tree this year (it has been conquered and lies in its proper place on the floor). The holidays are always an...interesting time at the flat. You should have SEEN the mess that @askraymondredreddington and @askdembezuma got into last year. Mr. Kaplan had quite the clean up job on her hands for that one.

So how you doing? Had any warm bowls of milk lately?

Ha! As if. The only one getting any sort of attention is @askagneskeen. Not that I’m jealous or anything, she is quite adorable (even if she doesn’t have any fur).

No, sadly it’s just been me in this little apartment. Well, me and that Maine Coon that @askraymondredreddington insists I don’t bring around. Oh and Red, I hate to inform you that you’ve had a few rats running around the place. I’ll take care of them as soon as someone replaces my supply of catnip.

#askmrcatington #askraymondreddington #AskAgnesKeen #blacklistrp

asktheblacklist

We really hope someone’s taking care of @askmrcatington. We haven’t seen him in a while. Maybe you should drop by and offer him a bowl of milk or something? His Ask Box is open!

theblacklistsecretsanta

Announcing The Blacklist Secret Santa for 2016!

Welcome to this years Christmas fun! We’re running a little behind, but hey, we’re up for the challenge, so without further ado - let’s get this party started!

Once again, we’re inviting participants from all corners of the fandom. Come on in, one and all! Lizzingtons, Keenlers, Keen2, Sarams - you’re all welcome to come on in, grab a hot chocolate and warm your toes by the fire and get creative.

The rules are (fairly) simple! We each give a gift and each receive a gift. All gifts must be The Blacklist related and they can be in the form of a fan fiction, video, graphic, gif set, or any other Blacklist related creation you come up with.

The all important dates are: Deadline for submitting your intention to participate - Saturday December 10th.

Date we give you your recipient’s name (but keep it a secret!) - Thursday December 15th.

Date(s) you must give your gifts to your recipient - Saturday December 24th, or the big day, Sunday December 25th.

Information: Please tag ALL posts with #theblacklistsecretsanta

All the FAQ’s can be found here.

All the info we require on the Submission form can be found here.

If you have any questions not covered in those pages, send us an Ask!

AND…. PLEASE REBLOG THIS TO REACH AS MANY IN THE FANDOM AS WE CAN!

#the blacklist #secret santa

takadasaiko

As always, I’ll be tagging #The Blacklist and #S4 Spoilers

Who else is freaking out?

#blacklist rp #askmrcatington #takadasaiko

How did you get that footage of me?! I specifically remember deleting it from @askraymondredreddington's files. In my defense, there was a fly. And I was on a hefty dose of catnip.

Don’t Mind Me!

Just taking care of some...things for @askraymondredreddington. Even though I haven’t seen him in weeks. And now I hear the most awful rumors about @askmisterkaplan! No one keeps me in the loop these days--how is everyone?

@askhudsondog, have you tormented any more pairs of batman boxers lately?

Feel free to drop this feline a message, it gets terribly lonely--I mean, boring--in this apartment. Even with that charming maine coon across the way.

#blacklist rp #askmrcatington #askraymondreddington #askmisterkaplan #askhudsondog

Being on my best behavior is really ruff. I mean, @askraymondredreddington has all these hats that look so fun to play with but I promised I’d be good.

I sure hope my mom and dad and baby sister are ok. I miss them. This place just isn’t the same.

askraymondredreddington

@askhudsondog!!!!!!!!!

Where is my blue fedora? … It was on the table when I left and it’s not here now. I was gone for five minutes …

soshore77

Red, you know you shoulda gotten some chew toys….. Give Hudson a break; he’s been ignored for a long time now!

its-nolan-fan

Ruh roh @askhudsondog, you’re in trouble now! Don’t mess with the fedora! :)

@soshore77, thank you! A chew toy sure would have been nice. I mean he’s Raymond Frickin’ Reddington. He could have a chew toy custom made for me.

@its-nolan-fan, I’m cute and loveable. I’ll be ok. I hope.

#blacklist Rp #askmrcatington

Relax, @askraymondredreddington! I pulled it over behind the couch, and slept on it so Hudson couldn't chew on it. You're welcome. The cat hair comes without charge.

Knock. Knock.

Hey, @askraymondredreddington! Are you home? It’s me. Hudson Keen. You know, Lizzie’s dog? Can you open the door please? I know you live here. And I can hear meowing! @askmrcatington, I can hear you and smell you. Please let me in.

I brought my own bone!

Are you crazy? If anyone around here sees me with a dog, I’ll never hear the end of it.

Did Donnie throw you out? Chew up too many of his batman boxers?

askraymondredreddington

@askmrcatington, don’t provoke him. You’ll make the dog more excitable than he already is - and I have enough on my plate dealing with your needy nature without the dog as well.

@askhudsondog, what are you doing here? Weren’t you back at the apartment? Ah … I see the dilemma. Where had you been staying? @askdonaldressler? Or maybe @askarammojtabai?

Listen to me - you’re cute - but I don’t have the time …

I didn’t eat Donnie’s boxers. Dad told me he was going away and that a Mr. Kaplan was going to make sure I was OK. I’m tired of depending on others. I’m my own dog. I just need a place to rest my paws then I’ll be on my way. @askraymondredreddington mom said you had to see this place to believe it. I just wanna see it. And you don’t need time to let me stay. Just leave me food and water. That’s all I need. So can I please please stay????? Just for a little bit .

#askmrcatington #blacklist rp

Oh come on Red, let him in already. He’s making a scene and I don’t want to explain this to the Maine Coon across the way. She’s not as tolerant as I am. But I swear to the powers that be, if you pee on anything I’ll...I’ll...well, I’ll do something. Something unpleasant most likely involving claws.

Knock. Knock.

Hey, @askraymondredreddington! Are you home? It’s me. Hudson Keen. You know, Lizzie’s dog? Can you open the door please? I know you live here. And I can hear meowing! @askmrcatington, I can hear you and smell you. Please let me in.

I brought my own bone!

Are you crazy? If anyone around here sees me with a dog, I’ll never hear the end of it.

Did Donnie throw you out? Chew up too many of his batman boxers?

askagneskeen

Uh-oh. Hear that? Bath time. I bet your daddy will make sure that the water is just right, don't worry

NO! Please, I don’t want a tubby. No. This is not happening. End of discussion. I’m calling Uncle Donnie and he can come pick me up. He seems cool like that, right? @askdonaldressler, save me from tubby time…please.

Aggie, I would save you from anything that caused you harm. But, a tubby. I’m sorry, little one. It’s kind of something you just gotta do. You don’t want to be smelly do you? Smelly like @askhudsondog. Trust me. Bath time isn’t that bad.

Just splash a lot and get water all over your dad. That will make it fun.

Hold up! Bath time ISN’T that bad? That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. No wonder things are all crazy with you, you weren’t born with any common sense or self preservation instincts! Don’t worry @askagneskeen this cat will keep you out of the tub.

Hey, fur ball. No one wants to be the smelly kid and if you keep it up she will be the smelly kid. Don’t make her the smelly kid.

#blacklist Rp #askmrcatington

Nothing a good tongue bath can't fix! I'll never understand why humans feel the need to drown themselves to get clean.

askagneskeen

Uh-oh. Hear that? Bath time. I bet your daddy will make sure that the water is just right, don't worry

NO! Please, I don’t want a tubby. No. This is not happening. End of discussion. I’m calling Uncle Donnie and he can come pick me up. He seems cool like that, right? @askdonaldressler, save me from tubby time…please.

Aggie, I would save you from anything that caused you harm. But, a tubby. I’m sorry, little one. It’s kind of something you just gotta do. You don’t want to be smelly do you? Smelly like @askhudsondog. Trust me. Bath time isn’t that bad.

Just splash a lot and get water all over your dad. That will make it fun.

#blacklist Rp #askmrcatington

Hold up! Bath time ISN'T that bad? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. No wonder things are all crazy with you, you weren't born with any common sense or self preservation instincts! Don't worry @askagneskeen this cat will keep you out of the tub.

askmrsolomon

Cats or Dogs?

Neither. However, I recently learned @askraymondredreddington has a subscription to “Cat Fancy” magazine, so perhaps he’d appreciate this conversation a bit more.

What the–! Okay, I was going to give you a chance here, but apparently you’re as crazy as I’ve been lead to believe. And that subscription is mine, thank you very much. There are a lot of, er, engaging pieces in those magazines.

I can understand not liking dogs ( @askhudsondog likes to chew up boxers and I can see how that wouldn’t be appreciated) but ME?? You are abominable.

askmrsolomon

If I had to choose between one or the other, the animal who forces me to leave a box of feces in my house is lower on the list. Every time.

YOU FIEND! I do not use a box. I use the neighbor’s flowerbeds. They have better dirt and smell fantastic.

And everyone says @askraymondredreddington is the crazy one...

askmrsolomon

Cats or Dogs?

Neither. However, I recently learned @askraymondredreddington has a subscription to “Cat Fancy” magazine, so perhaps he’d appreciate this conversation a bit more.

What the--! Okay, I was going to give you a chance here, but apparently you’re as crazy as I’ve been lead to believe. And that subscription is mine, thank you very much. There are a lot of, er, engaging pieces in those magazines.

I can understand not liking dogs ( @askhudsondog likes to chew up boxers and I can see how that wouldn’t be appreciated) but ME?? You are abominable.

Now that you are one of Agnes' godfathers, are there any places you want to take her or things you want to teach her as she grows up?

I hope I get the chance to watch her grow up. But, I wouldn’t blame @askthomasvincentkeen one bit if he took her as far away from all this madness as he could.

But, if I ever get the chance I wouldn’t mind having @askagneskeen out to the cabin and teaching her to fish. I mean, if that is something she is in to.

askagneskeen

FISHIES? You’ll show me how to catch the fishes!!!!! You’re the bestest!!!

Yes, Aggie. I’ll show you how to catch the fishies when you are older. We can release them or I can show you how to cook them. Some people like that. And I’m pretty sure @askharoldcooper is pretty good at fishing too. I’m not so sure about your dad’s skills.