“I’ve had customers asking for a birthday discount. What do they mean by that? Am I supposed to give them a small discount on the day of their birth? How would I know what day that is?” NegaAlexandra is confused by Americans sometimes.
“Restaurants usually just offer a free piece of cake and some awful singing. Some stores might have ‘birthday specials’ or whatever, but I wouldn’t know.” NegaEl smirks. “I didn’t actually pay for most of the stuff I own.”
He shrugs. “But, yeah, people like to think they’re special and deserve to be cheap just because it’s their birthday. If that’s something you wanna support, go ahead. But unless they have an ID, they’re probably scamming you. And even then, fake IDs aren’t hard to get. Personally, I’d just tell the cheapskates to pay full price or bugger off.”