#asknewsquidbeak

[inktagion-au]

(@asknewsquidbeak) A transmission came through. “This is Agent 4 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon, reporting into base. I have recieved words of DJ Octavio becoming sick in containment. I am nearing Octo Canyon and will be conducting a medical checkup on him to ensure his health.”

Oh heavens no. Shelby practically spits out a mouthful of coffee. He adjusts his mic and speaks in a stern voice.

"DO NOT TOUCH HIM. DO NOT GO NEAR HIM. DO YOU HAVE HIM CONTAINED? DO YOU COPY? DO YOU COPY?"

[asktheblueidiot]

(@asknewsquidbeak) "Hi Goggs! Do you want some tickets?"

Tickets for what? Food tickets? I'm hungry now,,,

Received +1 point!

[askliljudd]

(@asknewsquidbeak) A happily smiling inkling with a purple stain around their eyes walks up. It’s Moray (Agent 4)! “Hi Lil’ Guy! How’d you like to play?”

[ This is a challenge. ]

Li’l Judd stares at the agent for a moment, unheeding in his gaze. “Mew. (You see it as play, I see it as but a taste of a true battlefield. Will your honed skills prove themselves, or will you crumble under the weight of true tactics?)”

[ Li’l Judd wins by a small margin! Agent 4 earns some exp. ]

“Meow. (Perhaps this will be a lesson on what to improve on in the future, unless you still see it as nothing but a game.)”

[askammoknights]

4 here, can confirm, Sheldon is an old fart. @asknewsquidbeak

"You don't get to say anything! All you knew about my age was that I could drive!"