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@askammoknights
ok but Why Neo Splash-o-matic??????
"Why not? It's genuinely a solid mid-range option. It may not pack a huge punch like the Gals, but it's a good middle ground between ink coverage and splattage. It may take a couple more shots to get the job done, but its narrow muzzle provides high accuracy compared to similar weapons, with no loss in rate of fire."
‘Hey, Sheldon’
‘What the hell is happening in inkopolis. I hear screaming.’
-pumpkin
"At this point, I'm wondering if the Salmonids are following Grizzco. Didn't a location somehow just open there?"
Sheldon squints out the window into the red-tinted streets.
"I just redid the front, too..."
"Sorry, sorry, I forget." Sheldon sighs, glancing over his shoulder to talk to the shadow directly. "You've seen that orange building to the right of the lobby, haven't you? That's Grizzco. They're a Salmonid 'extermination' business, a bunch of cephalings go there for part-time employment. A dispatch location just opened in Inkopolis, and right after, the most recent Salmonid Big Run targeted the city."
He scowls. "Don't go telling anyone, since this part's confidential, but...I don't even know how they managed to open a new location, since the original owner isn't even around anymore--long story short, he was collecting Golden Eggs for an illegal project. I always knew the whole thing was suspicious..."
With the invasion happening recently, we got to try out the grizzco patented brella again! Do you think we’ll ever see the grizzco weapons in turf or even anarchy? I feel like there’s a lot of potential
"No." Sheldon says it practically before the anon finishes speaking, making an X gesture with his arms. "No, no, no, NO! So many inklings ask me about this or if I can modify weapons like that. Not only do they violate every Turf War regulation ever invented, they're also incredibly dangerous not just for whoever it's pointed at, but for the wielder themselves--putting that much pressure on the parts makes them more likely to fail, and then your weapon or tank explodes, in the best case scenario."
Sheldon slams his hands on the counter for emphasis, then sighs. "I know it might be a necessary risk during something like Big Run, I get it, but from what I understaned, Grizzco gives absolutely no indication of how dangerous these weapons are, and you know inklings, they'll just think it's a fun souped-up gun! Not to mention whatever knockoff black-market parts they're being made with, if they're even being assembled by anyone who knows what they're doing..."
there was a really weird amount of fog around the inkopolis lobby entrance... that's like, not worrying, right?
-Star
Sheldon rubs at where temples would be on a human skull, sighing. "It might've just had something to do with the Big Run, I don't know, I just want to go back to normal business operations, why'd this have to happen right at the start of the season..."
‘Hey, Sheldon’
‘What the hell is happening in inkopolis. I hear screaming.’
-pumpkin
"At this point, I'm wondering if the Salmonids are following Grizzco. Didn't a location somehow just open there?"
Sheldon squints out the window into the red-tinted streets.
"I just redid the front, too..."
A postal message seems to have arrived for Sheldon! "With the train repaired, we're expecting to see an influx of customers back and forth between stores! Let us know if you need anything, Mr. Shellondorf. - Shelly & Donny" A few of the larger or more complex words seem to be erased and rewritten. -- askammoknightsjr
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Sheldon smiles in a manner that looks much more goofy than he'd care to admit. Good, they've managed to get everything up and running in time for the train line opening. They're in contact pretty regularly, and he has friends back in Inkopolis keeping an eye on them, but he still worries how they'll handle the big rush of customers.
Not that he doesn't think they can do it, of course. They're more than capable.
But in his experience, his customers can be...a lot, sometimes.
Maybe he should plan a visit...
‘Happy Valentine’s Day!’
Chocolate shot out from the his shadow. It was shaped like a pumpkin. (it was technically still Halloween candy, but She is trapped under there until august. It’s probably the only food she has, honestly.)
-Pumpkin
Sheldon bursts out laughing at the shape, before quickly covering his mouth. There's something silly about seeing a pumpkin shaped chocolate on Valentine's day, but there's something charming about it.
"Th--thanks, you too," he chuckles, picking off the 'stem' and popping it in his mouth right then and there. The rest he'll save for later.
happy early valentine's *drops off a box of chocolates*
goo bye *cartwheels away*
"...Huh? Well, thank you...I think...?"
Are people just randomly giving away chocolates? Is it because of Valentine's Day or the Splatfest? The world may never know.
Yo, Sheldon, what are your thoughts on Big Man being turned into chocolate?
"...You know, I was going to dismiss this as a weird publicity stunt."
...
"Except apparently it worked somehow."
LE FISHE AU CHOCOLATE https://youtu.be/njFw1NOAu3s
Sheldon makes a kind of strangled snorting noise, covering his mouth. "I-I forgot about that day. Maybe I should send this to them."
HEY where else do you think the colour for the ink comes from?? thats right. chocolate. basic science
"...That's...no, it's not--"
‘Glad to see you have children!’
-Pumpkin, who once again was spying on you in your shadow
Sheldon yelps, whirling to face the speaker...and then realizing that puts the speaker behind him. He sighs, facing forward again.
"They're not my kids. I just mentor them, that's all."
Reliable chocolate you say? All the more reason to put it in my weaponry. Fill me up shelly
Sheldon sighs in a bone-deep exhaustion. "Please get out of my store."
hey sheldork pspspspspsp what'd you pick for this splatfest?
"Technically I'm not supposed to say, but, heh...let me just say that white chocolate isn't even chocolate, and milk chocolate has a fifty-fifty chance of tasting like cheap dust. If you want reliable chocolate? I think you know what you should go for."
Why would that anon want to shoot chocolate?
If they do that it will eventually clog up inside the weapon and cause possible permanent damage from within.
"Which is exactly why we're not shooting chocolate, or any other random non-ink liquids." He sighs, resting his elbow on his counter and his chin in his hand. "You have no idea how many chocolate-related questions I've been getting for the last week."
If we’re not shooting actual chocolate then what have I been doing eating nothing but chocolate and milk for the past few weeks been for?! It’s ALL in my ink and bloodstream
...
"Please see a doctor."
Is there a way to make our ink tanks heated?? totally not related to anything chocolate-wise or related to modding our weapons. not at all!
"You--you guys do know you're not gonna be shooting actual chocolate, right...?"