#askornaut

[sableu]

So apparently Trump is now looking for a new Chief of Staff and all I can think of is like. This is the opportunity Sabo's been waiting for- infiltrating the highest levels of the most powerful government in the world and ever so slowly turning the course from Trump to like. an Obama-style government. Convincing Republicans that single-payer healthcare would halt immigration, and that passing immigration reform would idk, magically repair the economy or smth. If anyone could do it, it'd be Sabo.

ioasjfoiasfj omfg elliot

@ SABO, PLEASE COME INFILTRATE OUR GOVERNMENT

in reality though i wouldn’t be surprised if he just burned the whole thing down from the inside so we had to start over from the (metaphorical...or literal) ashes and tbh?? maybe it’d be better that way

[shishiswordsman]

'the'

oh no,,,, it’s a shocking twist,,, i have never used an article even once in my fics,,, what a lapse in grammar,,

seriously elliot :’D

Ok fine I’ll forgive you. Here’s what I was currently writing for my super AU.

The Demon, as it turns out, is aburly guy with a serious thing for swords. Law thinks that three is just over-compensatingfor something. Must be. 

send me a word and i’ll look it up in a wip!

[sableu]

"well i DIDN'T kill [thatch]..." that sounds a lot like something the person who killed Thatch might say

ELLIOT U’RE SUPPOSED BE MY FRIEND

[sableu]

happ birth!!!! u the Best(tm) <3<3<3

no, YOU the best, elliot!!  thank you!!!  and sorry again about not being able to get you that cake for your own bday loool

[sableu]

😭 - saddest scene? ......NOT INVOLVING THE ASL BROS! DUN-DUN-DUN!

not even involving them as individuals?? :”O ....i’d say that’s hard, but it’s really not haha, because there are SO MANY sad scenes in op.

i gotta say the scene from brook’s flashback where he plays the piano as his crew dies around him.  i always think i won’t cry THIS TIME whenever i reread/watch brook’s flashback, but then that scene happens and i end up sobbing.  

[sableu]

I am here to summon the Cactus Anon. I worry about Cactus Sabo sometimes, I would like to request Anon come forward with an update if possible!! How is he doing? Is he okay? How are Cactus Ace and Cactus Luffy? I hope they're thriving. Please tell them I love them and I believe in them, Cactus Anon.

haha @cactus anon, my dear friend elliot would like to know how the asl cacti are!!  i hope they’re doing well too!! <3

[sableu]

HAPPY CARROT DAY!!!!! TIME TO CELEBRATE YOUR WONDERFUL IMPORTANT FANTASTIC DAUGHTER EVEN MORE THAN NORMAL!!!!!!!!!

IT’S ME GIRL’S DAY I’M SO HAPPY i mean not really but i’m claiming it as her day until she gets a bday ok

[sableu]

listen, I know you know how proud I am and Jackie is all ur friends are of you for going to college and doing all this film stuff, but please also remember: there is maybe a universe out there where Sabo reads stories abt an American college kid named Jinny and he is fanatical about them and eagerly reads each chapter of your story and overanaylzes every detail to the delight of lord knows how many. Sabo loves you and is proud of you. remember that.

aijsaoifjsadoiajsdi ELLIOT THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS BUT IT STILL MADE ME SO HAPPY WHAT THE HELL.  i’m doing it for you, theoretical alternate universe sabo.  it’s all for you.  thank u for believing in me