#jinnydidntkillthatch2k16

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I saw you were introducing FMA to your parents, and I was wondering, have you shown you them any One Piece? I understand if you haven't lol. I too would have reservations about showing them media in which I killed an innocent character, named Thatch, which led to the death of fan favorite Portgas D. Ace, but maybe they're fine with a murderer for a child, every family is different 🤷🏻‍♀️ (#jinnykilledthatch2k16 don't let the voice be silenced aaaaaaaaaaa thaaaaatch)

THIS SEEMED LIKE SUCH AN INNOCENT ASK AND THEN YOU WENT AND TURNED IT AROUND ON ME. FUCK

to answer the original question. my parents have seen film gold in theaters with me and that’s it, they could never manage one piece lol. they can barely handle the length and level of anime-ness of fma, and fma is...fma :”D

as for the rest of your ask..........WELL. my parents know me well enough to know i would never do such a thing!!! unlike you they wouldn’t buy into the false conspiracy against me for a second!!! 😤

[sableu]

So, about you killing Thatch....

[sableu]

Hey Jinny! Hope you had a good time at the beach! and that you didn't kill any side characters with names starting with TH and ending with ATCH teehee anywho #JinnyKilledThatch2k16-2k19

GODDAMMIT 

NOT YOU AGAIN

[sableu]

After Thatch and Sabo exchange their stories about Ace, the conversation might get darker. Sabo: "So is it actually true?" Marco: "What is?" Sabo: "That... Jinny killed thatch 2k16??? WHAM BLAST FROM THE PAST SUCKA, THOUGHT I WAS GONE? ?? AN ELEPHANT NEVER FORGETS"

[sableu]

next time in the SBS "is it true that jinny is the actual murderizer of thatch and the puppeteer behind blackbeard?? -dokidokichan from saitama who is a housewife"

....i hate that i CAN picture this as a question in the sbs lolll

[sableu]

Can u prove u didnt kill thatch tho?

can you prove that i DID. innocent until proven guilty, binch 

[sableu]

you killed thatch and gave blackbeard the devilfruit, whitebeard sent ace to get revenge on blackbeard because they didnt know it was you since blackbeard had the devilfruit, blackbeard defeated ace and sent him to impel down which caused the big war in which ace died (rip) BUT because of aces death sabo gained his memory back and isnt sabo your all time favorite character? WOULDNT YOU DO EVERYTHING FOR SABO??? EVEN COMMIT MURDER???? BUSTED!!! THE TRUTH ladies and gentlemen 😎 detective anon out

this assumes that i care about ace so little that i’d be willing to cause his death just so my boy could get his memories back and that is NOT true....i mourn ace every day u asshole....maybe i would kill anyone to save sabo’s life but not just so he’d get his memories back!!! i know it’s not what sabo would want and i could never do that to his brother!!! how dare you even suggest such a thing

[sableu]

how about we settle this once and for all and ask thatch via an ouija board

by all means, go ahead! i invite u to!