Well hello there sweet thing.
Howdy Mr. Will!!How've you been holding up? You feeling better now?
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Well hello there sweet thing.
Howdy Mr. Will!!How've you been holding up? You feeling better now?
Well you had fun right 8) Nice to meet you Face. My name's Will. Or Perv. Either one. Yeah so. Sorry about that I guess. Let's go to another strip club but sober. 8)
Fun...? Uh, Sure :) Nice to formally meet you, Mr. Will :) No need to apologize. But I think I'll decline on the strip club thing. I'd still like to hang out with you though!
God no don't do that. *sighs and drops his act* I just wanted to apologize for my behavior the other night. I don't remember what I did but I know it was stupid. Kid, I don't even remember your name to be honest.
Ah, well lets see, you were a little intoxicated and you took me to a strip club. Oh and you propositioned me, but don't worry, I declined. I wouldn't take advantage of anyone when they're shinnied up, you can trust me :) And pish posh, Ill just introduce myself again. I'm the Once-ler, but most people call me Face :)
*leans against the door frame all cool as suave, flexing a little. He looks Face up and down* I dunno. Do you think you can?~ *winks*
I reckon I'm a little too tired to help anyone out right now, but I can fetch my brothers if you need something *sleepy smile*What brings you 'round Mr. Perv?
*knocks LOUDLY on his door*
Junebugs in Julep bushes, who's That?
Oh. Mr Perv
*yawn* can I help you...?
*digs in his coat pockets* Fck rong jacket. Oh wELL. BUt tou gotta cum in the stripeclub
I will come in the club with you, don't worry, I ain't gonna leave you alone. I think you're too intoxicated to be making sound decisions right now. *the limo stops and Face helps Perv not to stumble out* Good Lord, I've never been to an establishment like this before...
*leans toward him and whispers* It'll be fiiine 8) Whta ya say
I REALLY would rather not, Mr. Perv. I know you need condoms and a lot of lubricant, especially the first time I reckon and unfortunately I don't have any of thoseI reckon we should just go to the strip club you were talking about, how's that, sir?
*grins, licks his lips* Sex. Wanna try?~ *trying to act smooth, though he's slurring his words and quite tipsy*
You meant having sexual intercourse in a limousine? *considers for a minute* I don't think so. I heard its a rather messy process and I JUST had this auto detailed