#askprosecutorsoffice

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hi sebastian, any word of advice from someone who has a difficult relationship with their father? ....i keep finding myself beating myself up about stuff and curious if you could share some words of wisdom?

wisdom?iguessiseemwisecomparedtothesedoofuses(andfrannypleasedontattackme) 

the only people you should keep in your life are the people you want to have in your life. who youre related to or who your parent decides to marry is something that you cant control, but you can control who you want surround yourself with.

 maybe right now you have to live with that guy and youre not old enough to move out yet, but imagine a day where you live far far away from him and are free of his negativity. that day is somewhere in your future so just hang on tight.

you shouldnt beat yourself up for this, if you know in your heart that what youre doing is right, then trust yourself a little, okay? the bonds you choose are better and stronger than the ones you were given at birth because of some random chance.

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Well, logically speaking, seeing as Franziska is my sister, if I were the father in your ridiculous view of the office, she would be the aunt, no? As for the Paynes... ... ... ... They're more the.... pet rats.

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My vision began to deteriorate soon after I became a prosecutor; likely a byproduct of the long nights spent filling out paperwork. I didn't notice my failing sight until rather recently, and have acted to remedy the situation to the best of my ability. Wright has been saying that I should wear contacts, although I don't see the point... P.S. yes, i can *see* that, although i'm not sure why you would *focus* on a small detail such as that.

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Franziska von Karma, you are truly one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Keep up your perfect work!

Why thank you. 

Though I don’t need to be reminded of my perfection, I appreciate the kind words. I’d say you are our least foolish follower for noticing.

As for your request, I am a von Karma, therefore I will always remain perfect.  

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is there any good office gossip going around?

Gossip is such a foolish thing. However, even I pick up on gossip from time to time. The current rumor going around the office is about Miles Edgeworth and Phoenix Wright.

But I don’t participate in such nonsense so I’ll leave that rumor to your imagination.

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... ... ...wonderful. However, if puns are what you desire, then... I really do not see the *worth* of such pursuits, although the creation of such literary plays on words takes a certain skill that tends to be coveted (or loathed) for *miles* around. *a(non)yways*, your dedication to such pursuits is admirable to say the least. (bows) ((ooc: take the order of the gifs as if each one were saying each section of text, sorry that i have to answer on mobile (my computer is down!)))

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This seems rather foolish... And considering I do not know any Fey except Maya, I only have my little brother, Godot, and myself to choose from...

I’d bed myself, wed myself, and behead Godot

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Who of you is Eagle One and who is Been There Done That?

A foolish reference…

These nicknames don’t really apply to any of us.

However, if I may drag Mr. Phoenix Wright into this, I’d say that he is Eagle One and Miles Edgeworth is Currently Doing That rather than Been There Done That.