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(To everyone) You're beauty you're grace you make this world a better place

You don’t have to tell me twice. As for the others, well, I believe that’s debatable. However, I’ll allow them to take the compliment, this time.

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Oh! Do you guys have game night? Cards Against Humanity is always fun.

I wasn’t planning on answering this, but I suppose I will...

Personally, I have never participated in any game nights. However, I would not be surprised if the fools of this office do hold one occasionally.

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Is anyone dating amongst you guys?

As far as I know... No. None of us are dating. Though this is not the topic that I wish to discuss for I fear this may lead into the same conversation as last time....

warflashbacks to Gumshoe x Franziska x Maya

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Admins Wanted!

We are looking for more people to answer questions on this blog!

If you are interested, contact @bakucamie with the character that you would like to be!

Currently Taken Characters Are:

-Sebastian Debeste

-Franziska von Karma

-Klavier Gavin

-Godot

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Franziska, if you had to be in any other profession, what would you be?

Another profession, you ask?

Well, I suppose I would be in another profession in which I could get paid well. Perhaps a doctor? Or maybe a lawyer rather than a prosecutor? As a von Karma, I am destined for greatness. It can only be the best profession.

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No asks for months!? We'll just have to fix that! Mr. Edgeworth, if you could pick between saving your father at the cost of your life or letting things stay as is, what would you pick? :D

As painful as one’s past may be, I don’t believe that the past should be changed. What has happened happened and we must overcome the obstacles put in our path.

Ergo, I would not change the past in any way. Even my father’s death led to who I am today. And I would never change that.

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This blog still up? It hasn't been updated in months!

it hasnt gotten asks in months either!

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hi sebastian, any word of advice from someone who has a difficult relationship with their father? ....i keep finding myself beating myself up about stuff and curious if you could share some words of wisdom?

wisdom?iguessiseemwisecomparedtothesedoofuses(andfrannypleasedontattackme) 

the only people you should keep in your life are the people you want to have in your life. who youre related to or who your parent decides to marry is something that you cant control, but you can control who you want surround yourself with.

 maybe right now you have to live with that guy and youre not old enough to move out yet, but imagine a day where you live far far away from him and are free of his negativity. that day is somewhere in your future so just hang on tight.

you shouldnt beat yourself up for this, if you know in your heart that what youre doing is right, then trust yourself a little, okay? the bonds you choose are better and stronger than the ones you were given at birth because of some random chance.

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To godot Why did you decide on the x-men mask seriously do you shoot goddamn lasers out your eyes

It had less to do with design and more with functionality. This type of technology is still rather prototypical, so there were limited options to choose from.While I can’t shoot lasers from my eyes with this, it does make a blind man see. That’s impressive in itself.

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This seems rather foolish... And considering I do not know any Fey except Maya, I only have my little brother, Godot, and myself to choose from...

I’d bed myself, wed myself, and behead Godot

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Franziska von Karma, you are truly one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Keep up your perfect work!

Why thank you. 

Though I don’t need to be reminded of my perfection, I appreciate the kind words. I’d say you are our least foolish follower for noticing.

As for your request, I am a von Karma, therefore I will always remain perfect.  

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......I see. This is some kind of strange teenage joke, correct? If I must, I will respond to it, but only in the theoretical. ...Bed myself, behead Mr. Godot and.... wed Miss Mia Fey if only because she is the only option left. I refuse to answer these about Franziska, as none of the options are things I would ever consider in any theoretical situation.

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Well, she has simply aided Kay, Sebastian and myself with other issues, and given well meaning advice as well. I figured that was an important component in addition to her more formal aid.

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Justine Courtney is a fine woman. She is very talented and a wonderful judge indeed. She is strong in more ways than one, and I have her to thank for much of my prosecutorial victories, and for.... other things as well. As for the second portion of your question, yes, I am indeed. Although it has been a while since I last spoke with her, we have been in touch since the last... incident.

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I thank you for your gracious words. I am grateful to all who are able to see past my history, as I have worked hard to overcome my shortcomings. However, I am of the belief that there are better role models than I for youths, although I cannot control who you see as one, can I now? Personally, I belive Wright would be a much better role model, as he is the one I have to thank for where I am today. If he hadn't believed in me or done as much as he did, I surely would not be able to accomplish what I have. I owe Wright greatly. If there is anything I would have one take from my experiences, let it be that your past does not define you. What defines one is the actions they take in present, not the beliefs and struggles of their past. If one can persevere, often with the help of those close to them, past limitations can most certainly be overcome.

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... ... ...wonderful. However, if puns are what you desire, then... I really do not see the *worth* of such pursuits, although the creation of such literary plays on words takes a certain skill that tends to be coveted (or loathed) for *miles* around. *a(non)yways*, your dedication to such pursuits is admirable to say the least. (bows) ((ooc: take the order of the gifs as if each one were saying each section of text, sorry that i have to answer on mobile (my computer is down!)))

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hey, sebastian! no wonder they call you *debeste* of *debeste*, you always *conduct* yourself in such a professional manner! (and i hope you like puns!)

should i be a punsecutor