#askrickonstark

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What do you mean? Do you mean that you are the most handsome and fearless and strongest and are going to be king of everybody one day? Did you play in the crypts, too? May I come to The Wall? And if I may come to The Wall, may I bring Shaggy?

Of course, Rickon. You and Shaggydog are both welcome, but I doubt your mother will just let you come gallivanting up North. Well, I dont know about being king. I'm far too old and that Iron Throne looks awfully uncomfortable to sit on. You're still quite young though, so who knows.

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Don't worry, my little lord, if that other crazy greyface touches the bacon I can find an entire ham for you and Shaggydog :)

HAM!?!?! Shaggy and I will feast for weeks! We will feast like KINGS!!!

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Dogs don't know it's not bacon!

Shaggy is not a dog and he isn't beggin'!!! 

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Rickon, Rickon, it rhymes with beacon. Or BACON!

I LOVE BACON!!! Shaggy loves bacon!!! Did you bring bacon, Grey Face?  Do you want to share some bacon with me and Shaggydog?  Did you touch the bacon, though? Because your greyscale may have gotten on the bacon and ruined it and that would be very very sad because nobody wants killer bacon. Please tell me you didn't touch the bacon, Grey Face.

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(yawn) It's really dark in the crypts. I wonder if greyscale finally killed Grey Face like Maester Luwin said it would.  I'll bet Shaggy got hungry for raven again.

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Look at this! This is WHY the ravens aren't coming. *oh, look. My greyscale has been cured. LOL.

You have a very good maester!!  Shaggy does love his ravens.  Sometimes he shares with me!

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Of course, Rickon! Anything for you. Let's play hide-and-seek there!

I'll go first, Grey Face!

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You're good friends with Tommen??

(shrug) He's nice and likes Ser Pounce like I like Shaggy. But Ser Pounce doesn't talk to him like Shaggy talks to me and I don't think the Ghosts in the crypts would like him.  I don't think he'd like the crypts either, Grey Face.

What about you? Do you like Tommen?  Do you want to go into the crypts with me?  I want to go explore the lower levels of the crypts but not even Shaggy wants to go down there and Maester Luwin says nobody has been down there in thousands of years and that is long time and maybe there are dragons or fireworms down there!