Ask Rickon Stark...and Shaggydog, too.

raising the seven hells with a direwolf character created by george r.r. martin. not associated with martin, a song of ice and fire, game of thrones or hbo - SUBMIT

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~Rickon~ …the one everyone kinda forgets about…

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Don't worry, my little lord, if that other crazy greyface touches the bacon I can find an entire ham for you and Shaggydog :)

HAM!?!?! Shaggy and I will feast for weeks! We will feast like KINGS!!!

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Dogs don't know it's not bacon!

Shaggy is not a dog and he isn't beggin'!!! 

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Rickon, Rickon, it rhymes with beacon. Or BACON!

I LOVE BACON!!! Shaggy loves bacon!!! Did you bring bacon, Grey Face?  Do you want to share some bacon with me and Shaggydog?  Did you touch the bacon, though? Because your greyscale may have gotten on the bacon and ruined it and that would be very very sad because nobody wants killer bacon. Please tell me you didn't touch the bacon, Grey Face.

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper. A peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper, where's the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?

Shaggy and I took Peter Piper's peck of pickled peppers to eat with the meat we stole from the kitchen.  I've been in the crypts for weeks! I'm hungry!!

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(yawn) It's really dark in the crypts. I wonder if greyscale finally killed Grey Face like Maester Luwin said it would.  I'll bet Shaggy got hungry for raven again.

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(Are you a boy or a girl?)

You should really see your maester about your greyscale, Grey Face.  I think it is in your eyes now, too!

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Ah. The youngest Stark. How would you like to eat here at the Twins? We have a hundred courses to offer you and your wolf.

You're a horrible man!  I don't know why I know this but I know it.  Shaggy doesn't like you, either.  And Maester Luwin is not here right now to tell me to be polite so

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i scratch my pubes n sniff my hands n they r smelly wat should i do?

What are pubes?  Are they animals?  Are they rabbits?  Are they squirrels? You should let Shaggy smell.  He has a very good nose and could find you more pubes that aren't so smelly.

Grey Face, I think your greyscale is back. You should go see your maester and have him look at it. 

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Look Tommen! Glow in the dark kittens! Now you’ll never lose them at night. :D

THAT MUST BE MAGIC!

I want a glow in the dark direwolf!!! SHAGGY!!! MAESTER LUWIN!!!

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Rickon on Skagos by ~acazigot

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PICTURE EVER!!! Shaggy and I are so bloody!!  I don't know why I'm crying in this painting, though.  Maybe I ate too much...

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Yes. These are the rabbits I promised to you Shaggy.

O.O Shaggy and I got presents!!!  SHAGGY!!!!  You want a bunny?

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Look at this! This is WHY the ravens aren't coming. *oh, look. My greyscale has been cured. LOL.

You have a very good maester!!  Shaggy does love his ravens.  Sometimes he shares with me!

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Rickon & Shaggydog by burtdurand

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Hi, Rickon. Oh, so sorry. I'm hungry, too, but I don't have food here with me. :(

Oh, don't be sad, Grey Face!  You should go to your kitchen and get the cooks to give you sweets and bacon like I did. Do you have good cooks in your castle?

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Can't I submit to you?

Ravens bearing gifts are now accepted, Grey Face!  Hopefully Shaggy won't eat them or pee on presents because I like presents. So does Shaggy but sometimes he gets excited and wants to mark them as his!