AU: are you ashamed of me? is that why you won't tell your mum?
What? No, of course not! I would never be ashamed of you, Robin! You know how tired I am of sneaking around, I just… I don’t know how to tell her. She may never understand this–us…
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AU: are you ashamed of me? is that why you won't tell your mum?
What? No, of course not! I would never be ashamed of you, Robin! You know how tired I am of sneaking around, I just… I don’t know how to tell her. She may never understand this–us…
AU: hey, wanna sneak out and go to hogsmeade?
Yes, I’m actually trying to talk Regina into coming as well.
AU: I hear you and my darker half are betrothed. congratulations.
News really does travel fast around here… Thank you, Robin. That truly means a lot, coming from you.
So, when are you going to shoot the question?
AU: I seem to have lost someone. She's smart, beautiful, funny, looks remarkably like the Evil Queen. She's bold and audacious. perhaps you could help me find her?
She sounds oddly familiar... perhaps we could help each other, then. Would you help me find someone in return?
I am looking for a ruggedly handsome thief, who never leaves his bow and arrows behind. He smells like forest and he is the bravest, but most stubborn smartass man I have ever known. You see, I have to find him, for he stole my heart… I believe you might have heard of him?
AU: Henry? Bollocks, you're a grown man, now. Uh...long time no see?
...Robin, from the Wish Realm, right?
AU: your son has my son asking for a puppy.
Whoops, I’m sorry! Henry’s always wanted a puppy and I told him once that he could get one when he was older. He seems to think now is the time. It’s kind of cute that Roland wants one too though ;)
AU: Love, would you join me on a stroll this afternoon?
As much as I love spending time with our kids here, how can I ever say no to an afternoon stroll with you?
AU: do we want to switch off each day with Hunter? Or half of each day?
I’m going out on a limb and assuming that the little thief will likely pass out before the fireworks even start, so why don’t you just hand her over to me when you all inevitably turn in for the night? Or you I could take her while you’re all done ride-hopping, I doubt she’s old enough to enjoy most of them.