#asks:reader

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yall looking for a third?😩

Yoongi (reads): A third? Third what?

Reader (laughs): He knows exactly what you mean.

Yoongi (smirks):

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For Yoongi and OC, we're past sundress season but Christmas season is coming up so...Yoongi how'd you feel about OC in a sexy Mrs Claus outfit? And OC, would you do it? 👀 Don't be shy, we know what you're both like.

Yoongi (slowly looks over):

Reader (head in hands): Oh my god..

Yoongi (grins): What about it, Missus Claus.

Reader: Shut up, please.

Yoongi: What, you wanna be Santa instead?

Reader (looks up): Oh, I’d be a sexy Santa.

Yoongi (laughs): Thought so.

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To Yoongi… Have you ever thought about recording y/n during while you do the Devil’s tango 😈😆 and using it for your songs?? 👀 (with y/n’a consent of course)

Yoongi (laughs): We’ve—

Reader (flails): No no! We have not done anything!

Yoongi (laughing): Relax! I was gonna say we’ve already went over this. You’d murder me.

Reader (blinks): It’s.. not me you’d need to worry about.

Yoongi (pauses): Oh, fuck. (winces) True.

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question for 3tan yoongi and/or reader:

yoongi, i’ve noticed a couple times you’ve tried to ask for pics 😏 or hinted that you would love some nsfw pics in your phone. what would u be doing with those exactly??? 🤔

and reader, would you ever consider?? let’s say,, sending a surprise attachment after he’s said he’s had a stressful week 🥵😳 or are polaroids more y’all’s style?

Yoongi (rubs lips): Of course I’d keep them.

Reader (sinks in chair): Oh, god…

Yoongi (smiles):

Reader: I mean. I might consider it. Depends on how he is.

Yoongi: You know you want to. Dunno why you’re acting so shy.

Reader (ignoring): Polaroids would be really cute, though.

Yoongi (looks): We can take one.

Yoongi: After you send me some—

Reader: Next question!

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So this song does too much describing of specific physical qualities to be a perfect match for 3tan, but there is one line at least that 100% applies. Immediately knew I had to cone here as soon as I heard lol

⛓️ ⛓️ ⛓️

- 🚌

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK‼️‼️‼️

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Do you think Yoongi would ever let oc take charge? Maybe some body worship or soft dom! Reader to show him he’s loved🥹

that man is practically begging for this to happen SHSKDKSKD

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waiting for the day 3tan yoongi moans and so gone during bc it’s that good with oc

godddddddd he’s gotten there but.. can’t ever have enough of those times LMAO

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real question for yoongi and oc: have you guys ever had morning sex??

Reader: Ah.. am I allowed to answer this?

Yoongi (grins): Not yet.