#asksaltwaterprince

[askscottatavie-blog]

Scotta: I’ll deal with Uma. You take care of River.

Cora: But how do I make it look like an accident?

Scotta: I’m not saying murder! Just talk to him, like a normal person!

[askhewtahmas]

Hew: Kill 'em with kindness!

River: Yeah but if kindness doesn't do it, try bombs.

[complicatedwomenpodcast]

River (to Jane): Thank you for talking to me, Janine.

River: Jane was getting a little chummy. When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't care about them.

Fern: That's a genius move.

River: Thank you.

Fern: You're welcome, Roger.

[askscottatavie-blog]

Thalia: Hey, watch out for that bag of trash.

Scotta: Who, Ericson? He's all the way on the other side of the room.

River: What have I ever done to you?

[ask-kalaniofmotonui]

Greetings, I'm Richard. Got any special abilities?

Hello, Richard, I’m Kalani. I've got a few actually, why do you ask?”

[positivity-for-the-rpers]

@asksaltwaterprince. Dude. I know we don't really do much here, but, outside of here, I love writing the Homisiblings with you. You might joke about it a lot, but I actually love that you come out with a new character every few seconds or so. You've got a creative mind and fascinating characters.

@asksaltwaterprince