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You are beautiful.

Your blog is awesome.

I like you.

You're cool.

...ok bye <3

#asksassybones

*pours stars on you*

-EATS 'EM ALLLL-

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[x] WILL EAT YOUR FACE.

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.

[] YES.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

[x] Bones. We're sleeping in the damn same bed WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CALL THAT

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[] Sure.

[] YES.

[x]... i filled out an app for this...

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[] No.

[x] YOU WONT LET ME THIS IS NOT MY PROBLEM. THIS IS YOURS.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.

[] Yes.

[] No.

[x] YES YOU DORK. <3

#asksassybones #the captain speaks

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#BAM #asksassybones #the captain speaks

[sighs, rolls eyes, and pinches the bridge of his nose] You know, that's not how most wedding proposals go.

[laughs and shrugs] Not exactly the romantic type. But-- if you want-- we could make babies all night long to atone for my lack of gratification on your part?

#asksassybones #the captain speaks

More like what's not wrong with me in a white dress? I'm a doctor, not some damn trophy wife.

"Great! So the wedding's on! See? I knew you'd come along eventually!"

#asksassybones #the captain speaks

((sa me omf sen d hlpe)) I am unsure how you came to that conclusion, Jim.

"Don't want a kid out of wedlock, maybe? 'Sides, you love me! What's wrong with you wearing a white dress?"

#oh no he didnt #JIM #asksassybones #the captain speaks

((regrets are minimal, captain)) This isn't a joke, dammit! I would know, being a doctor and all. I ran the tests a dozen times and they all had the same result!

"......we should get married, then, wouldn't you agree?"

// i'm dying. i'm ded. just ded//

#asksassybones #the captain speaks