HEADCANNON: Ash and Danny are totally planning a secret wedding as we speakkkkk ahh
OKAY CAN I ADD TO THIS???
Ok so I think this is really cool and they’d like invite ten people or less so
Maybe some of Danny’s family??? Like, I don’t know much about that.. Should def ask…
that’s about it I think..
And Danny would come out in this dress but it would be like a breakaway deal and he’ll walk down the isle all queenly but then when he gets to the front he tears it off and he looks really nice and is dressed dapper as shit and aww and it’d be funny and cute and sweet.
they would go to the British version of Vegas (idk what that would be??) or even the actual Vegas and get married by an Elvis impersonator and they’d take Emily and Danny would say one of those dirty things he says to her during the wedding and he’d get punched for being a perv while he was marrying Ashy and Ashton wouldn’t care he’d just smile and laugh and hold Danny’s hand and give Emily a high five because that was a really good hit and Danny so deserved it and he’d look at Danny and smile sweetly afterward and maybe kiss him and say he was almost sorry and the Elvis would just be trying to get the service done but he’d keep getting interrupted and he’d be all annoyed by the end and like thank god this is over. Also, I think Danny would actually put on a dress for a Vegas wedding.