I replaced your liver with a whoopee cushion while you slept! Happy Harrowing!
...Really?
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I replaced your liver with a whoopee cushion while you slept! Happy Harrowing!
...Really?
Fancy you yourself the cat, or the mouse?
If this is some simple question of whether one is the hunter or the hunted, I would think it was rather obvious.
Look. Your hat is kinda like mine. You could be an honorary jester. a War-jester of sorts. War-clown. War-lequin? Oh, poppycock. Titles don't matter. Clearly we're brothers of the Hat.
"I could already be considered a jester of sorts. After all, massacre is the purest form of humor."
Magic Shaco here! You're now afflicted with Shaco-pox! At first, they may seem benign! Like normal pox, even. EXCEPT! When closely examined, they have small smiling faces THAT SCREAM IN AGONY, BECAUSE THEY ARE SENTIENT! They scream "KILL ME, PLEASE. KILL ME. END THE PAIN!" Enjoy the last sleepless hours before your body prepares for death!
What.
Why do you summon shields? Wizards don't even need shields.
"My magic is my shields. That’s my gift."
Pssst. Vayne. It's not too late to donate your body to science. Deep within my sewer-laboratory, there is a need for your perfect thighs and your weird constantly frowning face.
Why would I ever agree to that?And why is there even a need for that?
SWITCH, SWITCH :B
Salutations!
1. First impression: "Chaos."2. Truth is: "You never miss the punchline." 3. How old do you look: "27.6 years and 32 seconds."4. Have you ever made me laugh: "Yes, you have a way with humor."5. Have you ever made me mad: "You incite rage within me on multiple scales - all of them being 'good'."6. Best feature: "Your smile."7. Have I ever had a crush on you: "Crushing you would be an unfitting death."8. You’re my: "Comrade."9. Name in my phone: "Shaco."10. Should you post this too? "Go ahead."