#asksherlockexperiment

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I still stand by the fact that ‘the Doctor’ is a ridiculous name.

SH

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My liasons with the opposite sex are, first and foremost, none of your business. Secondly, women are not my department.

SH

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My emotions, whether they’re in relation to John or not, could never be described as ‘fluffy’.

SH

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I don’t even have a gun, and if I did, I certainly wouldn’t give it to individuals incapable of basic reading comprehension.

SH

[asksherlockexperiment]

Firstly, I’d marry John. He makes an excellent cup of tea and I’d hate to lose that due to the complications that inevitably arrive either through a sexual relationship or an unfortunate sudden demise. Secondly, I’d shag Lestrade. The best of a bad lot indeed. Lastly, I’d be forced to kill Molly, but I would be kind enough to make it quick and painless. I think she’d understand, given the circumstances.

All highly speculative, of course. I don’t much plan on propositioning the man that thows cases my way; sounds like a recipe for diaster.

SH