Alright, here's the idea.
Imagine having been Alivebur's ex-spouse from before L'manburg had started, the two of you having divorced when you walked in on him and that damn salmon together in your own home.
You eventually made your way to the DreamSMP years later, looking for a new place to call home. That's when you run into him, the ghost of your ex-husband who apparently doesn't remember his mistress or the fact that you two aren't together at all. As far as Ghostbur is concerned, you two are still happily married.
You tried telling him several times as gently as possible that no, you two aren't married anymore, but he just doesn't seem to understand or want to. He keeps showing up in your new home, acting like nothing had changed at all. You even keep waking up to find him in your bed next to you in the middle of the night.
You even start spending less time at home, hoping to avoid him and hoping that he'll take a hint, but he keeps following you around. He keeps asking why you're not at home, and telling you that if you need something he'll get it for you. He's your husband after all, he can take care of you!
When you try to talk to anyone else about trying to get Ghostbur to back off, he shows up out of no where and gets even more clingy somehow. He keeps asking why you're talking to them, why you need them around when you have him.
One day you just can't take it anymore. You snap and you yell and cry and just beg him to leave you alone he's not your husband he hasn't been for a very long time. Surprisingly, he leaves you alone for the rest of that day. You don't see hide nor hair of Ghostbur, and while you feel bad about getting so angry at him, you mainly feel relieved.
That relief vanishes when you wake up with one wrist tied to your bed, and Ghostbur gently placing a kiss on your lips when he realizes you're awake, asking if you've slept well. -Top Hat Anon
CREEPY AS HELL I LOVE IT. CREEPY FUCKING BASTARD GHOSTMAN OWNS MY HEA RT AND I CANNOT ESCAPE THAT,, MY DOWNFALL,,,,,, , ,, TYSM TOP HAT THIS IS A BANGER FUCKING TWEET. WOOF WOOF ARF ARF