#askspam

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i hate posting asks when i’m still writing them… fucking cringelord and your jumpy hands… 😭🤚 anyway, the question was something like “do you? women? for you???” which i interpreted as either

“do you like women” yes, sometimes! i’m grey aroace and what little i do experience is for women only— but very rare. i write a lotta romance for a person that does not really jive with dating LOL

or

“will you write wlw fics” yes, absolutely! i’ve done a couple here and would like to do more, in particular i have plans for once i’ve explored c!tina and c!hannah a bit more as characters!! 💪

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camping trip with the boys? making smores and setting up tents

it would be so cold they’d have to all cuddle!! its mandatory!!!!!

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You have a new theme! I love it! ❤️ Welcome back!

AHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! i was a little unsure about changing it because it had been the same for so long and Change… Scary, so i’m really excited to hear it’s going over well so far!! 💕

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Alright, here's the idea.

Imagine having been Alivebur's ex-spouse from before L'manburg had started, the two of you having divorced when you walked in on him and that damn salmon together in your own home.

You eventually made your way to the DreamSMP years later, looking for a new place to call home. That's when you run into him, the ghost of your ex-husband who apparently doesn't remember his mistress or the fact that you two aren't together at all. As far as Ghostbur is concerned, you two are still happily married.

You tried telling him several times as gently as possible that no, you two aren't married anymore, but he just doesn't seem to understand or want to. He keeps showing up in your new home, acting like nothing had changed at all. You even keep waking up to find him in your bed next to you in the middle of the night.

You even start spending less time at home, hoping to avoid him and hoping that he'll take a hint, but he keeps following you around. He keeps asking why you're not at home, and telling you that if you need something he'll get it for you. He's your husband after all, he can take care of you!

When you try to talk to anyone else about trying to get Ghostbur to back off, he shows up out of no where and gets even more clingy somehow. He keeps asking why you're talking to them, why you need them around when you have him.

One day you just can't take it anymore. You snap and you yell and cry and just beg him to leave you alone he's not your husband he hasn't been for a very long time. Surprisingly, he leaves you alone for the rest of that day. You don't see hide nor hair of Ghostbur, and while you feel bad about getting so angry at him, you mainly feel relieved.

That relief vanishes when you wake up with one wrist tied to your bed, and Ghostbur gently placing a kiss on your lips when he realizes you're awake, asking if you've slept well. -Top Hat Anon

CREEPY AS HELL I LOVE IT. CREEPY FUCKING BASTARD GHOSTMAN OWNS MY HEA  RT AND I CANNOT ESCAPE THAT,, MY DOWNFALL,,,,,, , ,,  TYSM TOP HAT THIS IS A BANGER FUCKING TWEET. WOOF WOOF ARF ARF 

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In the new fic, was Wilbur’s last obsession before reader Quackity?!?!?! (Based on name n description?)

ah, good eye!!! i wondered if someone might comment on that. it was quackity, yes! 🎊🎉 i’ll avoid going on an insane tangent about the nuances of why leaving specific indicators of Wilbur’s bisexuality/previous interest in both men and women in this fic— when that’s something i usually don’t do— was VERY important to me, but just for the record: it was REALLY intentional, simpbur is our bi rat king amen 🙏

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This new theme is the start of the second season of your blog. ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

AHHHH THANK U I HOPE SO!!! praying it isn’t a cursed, terrible season 2 like we’re all so often subjected to in shows 😭🤚

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I'm sure someone has done this before but the hybrid members showing you affection following their animal traits-

Quackity letting out coos and chirping everytime you stroke his wings just right and his 'serenading' being his way to woo you when you two first started dating.

(Many have mention this but I gotta give a shoutout-) Phil stealing shiny and pretty objects he finds during his adventures and just gifting them to you saying it reminded him of you.

The two of them liking to run their fingers through your hair as a way to preen you and them sometimes making a nest full of soft things the two of you own just to cuddle in.

Fundy liking to tackle you into a hug and sometimes playfully nipping at you in the process. Him bringing you food from his and Niki's bakery whenever there's extra and just being happy to keep you fed.

Techno being very protective of you like a piglin with their chests. Often having to have you calm him down when someone touches you even by accident. Him liking to see you in gold and gifting you golden armour or weapons because one, it makes him happy and two, the voices choose to calm down a lot and coo when they see you like this. Decked out wearing and carrying the armour and weapon he made and enchanted especially for you.

Schlatt of course gently headbutting you by instinct whenever you're even close to him. He always says that he does it when he's super annoyed with someone and that is sorta true. He is pretty annoyed that you get him feeling so soft and mushy. The opposite of what he should be.

THESE ARE SO SOFT STOP I CAN’T DEAL WITH FEELING SO MUCH WARMTH IN MY CHEST ,, WHO GAVE U THE RIGHT, HONEY /POS

will especially be thinking of fundy just nipping at you and playing around like that,,, all nite

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Techno and Y/N phantom of the opera au sounds banger ngl - 🍋

THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO!!!! like half-pig basement monster infatuated with you, enough to just steal you away,,,,, LIKE I’M SORRY BUD I’LL TAKE IT!!!!! 🤚