#askspidertits

[stretchedoutpanties]

Panty, I'm scared...

Oh come on, what's so scary?

You're only being approached by like, the fattest fucking human on the planet, with the totally biggest ass, demanding that you take off your pants and let her have her way with you.

Oh, and by the way.

I feel like topping tonight.

Hope you got a lot of calcium!

[stretchedoutpanties]

50 Luther Burgers for the blonde!

Well, it's the only thing on the fucking menu tonight, but it's better then just fucking starving, I guess!

This burger's like some weird mix of me and my sister's weird diets, but I can handle SOME sweets, I guess. I mean, they're kinda super drenched in sauce already!

But man, after this, I swear I got to get some dick. Seriously, I'm bored, hungry, and horny. Is there any worst fate out there for an angel like me?

Either way, there's 50 massive monstrously fattening donut-burgers to eat, each at over a thousand calories each. That's going to make a mess on her face, but she isn't going to let it stop her.

Calorie count: 55,000

Gain: 15.7 Pounds

[stretchedoutpanties]

Tch fine~ Go ahead and try. I bet you won't hit it within a week or less. You're a slow gainer . *Even though she's teasing her sister, Stocking struggles to wrap her arms around her*

Well yeah, when I only get like, 30 pounds of food in a day I'm not going to do it in a fucking week!

I mean jeez, can you even SEE the 30 extra pounds on me? Like, it's just a bit of extra blubber or something. Barely even noticeable, I swear!

But.

It's still bigger then you are, sis.

[stretchedoutpanties]

"Hey fatass, quit eating so much, you're suppose to be smaller than me!"

Oh, right. I'm sorry Stocking! Clearly, if you're not even better then me in regards to being a titanic fatass, then what ARE you better then me at?

Oh, right, fucking nothing.

Besides, I'm just taking what my fans are offering me! I could probably just go out and buy whatever I need to get to a billion pounds or whatever, but nope! I'm growing because people just like me more.

But don't worry about it. I mean, I might hit your gaining goal before you do without even trying! But I'm sure people will still like a skinnier less gigantically fat shitty goth or something, right?

[stretchedoutpanties]

*Sets out hundreds of spicy tacos* All of these are for you if you sit on me and crush me ♥

You know what? I've learned not to even ask. 

When somebody comes in and floods like, a quarter of my room with tacos I'm just not going to ask any questions.

Buuuut....

You just lay down riiiiight near that pile for me, ok?

I don't want your throbbing boner to get in the way of me getting my munch on.

The anon would likely obey whatever this gigantic angel told them, as she groaned, pushing herself up to her feet. The half ton of angel blubber wobbled about as she took her heavy steps over the anon, her red dress not even beginning to cover that gigantic lard-filled ass of hers, her belly hanging over the edge of it as well. Seriously, the ass was like a truck hanging over the anon. Holy undergarments stretched far more then even God could have intended glistened above them... until, it all went dark, and with a solid THUNK and a not-so-solid cascade of jiggles, the Anarchy sister let her fat cascade, and got right into this mexican mountain set out for her.

Because holy shit, that was a lot of tacos.

Chili's Spicy Shrimp Tacos are 720 calories in three, so lets say there's 300 of these...

Calorie Count: 72,000

Current Total:  106,598

Current Gain:  30.5 pounds

[stretchedoutpanties]

*Offers Panty 10 hot three-meat pizzas*

Oh man, you guys just know how to spoil a princess, don't you? I'll be taking all of these, thank you very much!

She'd have a box to both sides of her, opened up as she grabs one slices out of each at a time, bringing the cheese and meats to her wide maw, taking in each huge, heavy bite with all the ferocity of, well. Chuck.  Who was promptly trying to hop into a box and nom one of the slices himself.

Which only leads to him getting smacked out of the window, of course.

340 calories a slice of Little Ceasers 3 meat, 8 slices in a full pie, and ten pizzas...

Calorie Count: 27,200

Current Total: 34,598

Current Gain:  9.8 pounds.

[stretchedoutpanties]

*Offers Panty two dozen bacon double cheeseburgers*

Now this is what I'm talking about! I could down these all day!

Each of these burgers would be hastily unwrapped by the large, pale angel, her white fingers peeling away at wrappers, unveiling the greasy goodies underneath, the blonde salivating at the scent of these meaty piles. And she would waste no time in tossing them straight into her mouth, one by one...

...now, comes the math. Using the rule of thumb of "3500 calories in a pound of fat" and the 580 in a Burger King double bacon cheeseburger, Panty has 13,920 calories already in her belly.

Granted, at her weight, she'd burn 6,351 calories just by doing nothing. But that's taken care of now.

Current Calorie Count: 7,398  

Current Gain: 2.1 pounds

[stretchedoutpanties]

ok

Yeah, I might have took off for a few days, who fucking cares? Missed some big excuses to stuff my face dumb with turkey or cranberries or whatever it is people do but you know what? I don't fucking care!

I was busy enough dealing with all those fat lovers out there that I couldn't care less about stuffing myself dumb!

Well. But then again........

Seems some asshole wants to get even bigger?

Ha! Like your weird metabolism would ever let you do that.

Personally, I think people would rather see me bloat up more. I know there's tons of perverts who'd rather see me at LEAST over two tons for some fucking reason.

So, lets give it a try? And I won't even have to go to a store! All these bastards will just give me all the food I need right to my window!

Isn't that right, boys~?