Which fggs are or would be good at sports?
A lot of them do play sports in their leisure time!
Evan: His sheer bulk makes him a great wrestler. He demonstrated this in "Evangelites Skip, Matuzans Sway".
Lukas: Archery, obviously. He's also a good sprinter thanks to his long legs and lean frame. Criminals who try to run from him don't get far...
Glenvar: Canoeing and rafting, since he's so comfortable in boats. Also hockey because he's immune to cold and he loves hitting people. That sport was made for him!
Alaine: She would dominate at competitive swimming. She's canonically good at poledancing, if that counts?
Jeimos: They’re super tall, so I feel like they'd be good at volleyball. They're too wimpy for basketball. As we saw in "As Nature Intended", they're apparently a great marksman, so I'm gonna say competitive shooting (guns, not bows).
Isaac: He loves parkour/freerunning, and also flying rocback if that counts. He'd also be into some quirky shit like cup stacking and yo-yoing.
Linde: Linde demonstrated her ice skating skills in "Resistance is Futile". She also has the ideal body for gymnastics.
Balthazaar: He likes boxing and wrestling. Too fat for horse racing but he does enjoy watching it!
Skel: He plays snotty sports like golf and tennis just to mingle with the upper classes lol. And yes, he uses his telekinesis to cheat!
Javaan: He's a great foot racer. He likes to race against centaurs and horses alike!
Elska: She would love American football. She's like a bulldozer, ain't NOBODY stopping her.
Mr. Ocean: He'd enjoy some chill, low-impact sports like bocce ball or shuffleboard. You better believe he whips everyone's ass at water polo!
Zeffer: Darts. And hilariously, baton twirling.
Zacry: Competitive videogaming? Zacry’s in the Zareenite arcade, smashing everyone's high scores.