#askstamper

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This was a beautiful ask, plz moar. um i do shout in this so uh yeh watch out

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*obscene gesture*

((Eyelashes are mean, fucking assholes.)) 

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Starts off kinda rough but i get it right near the end

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((His eyes are like a computer screen but can pick up light as well, i was going to all in depth in science, butt fuk it.))

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"Well as i stated before, I am a magically preserved head but i still have some necessary organs." ((Only the heart which is like right at the bottom of his neck)) 

"Most of my preservation come from this harness, as it contains the gem which keeps me alive." ((last update the gem was in his hat))

"But I didn't construct this infernal thing, I just woke up with it."

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"So much fruit, one bathroom."

"Wait... I have no arms. Dear Celestia!"

My old leg apparatus is off somewhere I need a new one anyway

((*laughs immaturely at the fart sounds*))

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Damned doors.

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D-D-DOOR! Why am I cursed so?!

((Mod needed a break, rest of update tomorrow!))