#askthegeniuseccentric

[geniuseccentric]

Uhm

So the Yiga broke in again. Someone please send help.

[geniuseccentric]

Can't afford therapy so I'm going to dance instead.

[geniuseccentric]

would YOU eat grass

Hm, probably not.

I don't think I'm brave enough to try it. @askthehylianchampion, however...

[geniuseccentric]

Purah keeps bullying me randomly, send help.

(or asks. My ask box is very empty. Or science facts.)

[geniuseccentric]

If I punch you and it hurts are you ok

Everything's fine

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[geniuseccentric]

Robbie my homie, what’s your favourite snack?

Okay, hear me out. When I was a kid, before I lost my parents, my mom used to make me this glazed wildberry bake. It was seriously the best thing I've ever eaten.

I'm afraid the recipe died with her and I've never been able to recreate it (trust me, I've tried). So my favorite snack now is seasoned carrot sticks.

[geniuseccentric]

Robbie!!!

Have you ever seen a korok? They're adorable and VERY fun to experiment on - they love being sent to the moon and test driving vehicles that spontaneously combust.

You should try using one in an invention, or studying them for a while.

I heard that they live in Korok forest, in the middle of the lost woods.

-A Traveler

I saw Koroks once or twice when I was a kid. Never been to Korok Forest though.

And they like being experimented on? That's a first.

@ask-the-koroks Is thia traveler right? I keep all my experiments humane but I do have some ideas.

[geniuseccentric]

I’m not the dude from before but I used to eat grass when I was a kid… my parents had to put an iron gate on the door just to get me out of the yard

Dang, you serious about that?

I mean, I know dogs eat grass when they're sick, so maybe humans do the same thing???

Did it taste good? Was it like a drug and simply addictive? I'm so confused...