Send in those questions!

Your favorite Sheikah scientist, leader of Guardian research, and a genius. Ask me anything you want to know*! (*accurate answers not guaranteed)

[geniuseccentric]

Hello!

Greetings good people of Tumblr!

I heard some of my great friends were answering inquiries and I thought I'd join in as well.

My inbox is open! Send them in! Although, hm, accuracy is not 100% guaranteed. Hm, yes.

[geniuseccentric]

🎶Good Morning

I know it's hard to wake up

Because the sun's in your eyes

And sometimes life kinda sucks

But you got this

And hey

You never know

There's a million different ways this whole day could go so

I'm just poppin' in to say

I hope you have a good day🎶

Nothing like some good music to start the day with!

[geniuseccentric]

I need to wear safety glasses for a lot of the work I do, but it looks like your set has a couple additional uses! What else do you use your fancy goggles for?

Heheh I was hoping someone would ask about that!

My goggles not only protect my eyes, they help me see better in darker/brighter environments, magnify objects, and I'm working on connecting them to the Hyrule Compendium so I can scan objects to identify them!

[geniuseccentric]

I AM ALIVE!

AH AH AH AH STAYING ALIVE

STAYING ALIVE

AHHH-

[geniuseccentric]

Science fact!

Slightly terrifying, but if given the opportunity, butterflies can and will drink blood.

You're joking.

Butterflies...will turn into mosquitos if need be.

Uhhhhhhh

[geniuseccentric]

Science fact!

The poison from a golden poison dart frog could kill a human at as little of a size of 2 grains of salt.

On a totally unrelated note, a group of frogs is called an army, think of the possibilities :D

An army of super deadly frogs...

GENIUS

[geniuseccentric]

girlllll I have so much tea literally

so my cousin started crushing on one of her friends’ boyfriend and when they broke up my cousin IMMEDIATELY went to the boyfriend to date him, but then he rejected her, and she instead went to the his best friend. Her and the best friend just broke up because she was too clingy (yeah shocker), so he got with another girl FAST. Aaaand the girl cheated on him. So those two broke up and my cousin went straight to him… again. He keeps buying her all this stuff now (literally showing up with five bags of chocolate and flowers) but my cousin is losing interest LMAO

DAAAAANGGGG.

That is some ✨DRAMA✨

[geniuseccentric]

Have you tried telling on Purah to her sister?

I haven't.

That's actually a good idea. Although I don't know how much Impa actually likes me either, come to think of it...

[geniuseccentric]

Purah keeps bullying me randomly, send help.

(or asks. My ask box is very empty. Or science facts.)

[geniuseccentric]

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!

🍎🍫🍪

and don’t worry they’re not super poisoned

I'll take your word for it.

...

Just to be sure, I'll test them before I eat them. Happy Valentine's Day!

[geniuseccentric]

Not a science fact, but a pretty slug!

Woah

It looks a bit like a flower!

[geniuseccentric]

Yoo, happy Valentine's Day!

This looks good. Excuse me a moment while I hide this from Purah

[geniuseccentric]

Robbie!!!

Have you ever seen a korok? They're adorable and VERY fun to experiment on - they love being sent to the moon and test driving vehicles that spontaneously combust.

You should try using one in an invention, or studying them for a while.

I heard that they live in Korok forest, in the middle of the lost woods.

-A Traveler

I saw Koroks once or twice when I was a kid. Never been to Korok Forest though.

And they like being experimented on? That's a first.

@ask-the-koroks Is thia traveler right? I keep all my experiments humane but I do have some ideas.

[ask-the-koroks]

Uhhhh... I mean, well- as long as they're humane (or korokane lol), and if you do experiment on one of us, can we at least know what you're doing first, cause like some people just set us on fire before we can react (￣ ￣|||) hehe...

[geniuseccentric]

I...think its best if I DON'T ask who has set you on fire.

No, nothing like. I just wanna test things like altitude resistance, how long you can hold your breath, stuff like that.

Although...do you have high fire resistance?

[geniuseccentric]

Robbie!!!

Have you ever seen a korok? They're adorable and VERY fun to experiment on - they love being sent to the moon and test driving vehicles that spontaneously combust.

You should try using one in an invention, or studying them for a while.

I heard that they live in Korok forest, in the middle of the lost woods.

-A Traveler

I saw Koroks once or twice when I was a kid. Never been to Korok Forest though.

And they like being experimented on? That's a first.

@ask-the-koroks Is thia traveler right? I keep all my experiments humane but I do have some ideas.

[geniuseccentric]

💋 *giggles and runs away*

YOU AGAIN?

[geniuseccentric]

Kendrick Lamar reference sorry 😔

Never heard of him.

So I searched him up in the Hyrule Compendium. Interesting dude.

[geniuseccentric]

Uhm

So the Yiga broke in again. Someone please send help.

[asktheyigamaster]

Fear Not

Your Savior Is Already Here!

Just a teensy wee solid and your Yiga problem is as good as gone.

Simply tell me, in excruciating detail, exactly how and why have been the Champions been transforming into all matter of stuff lately, and they'll disappear like the wind.

Tik-tok, young man, the assasin with a blade at your throat gets bored super fastly

[geniuseccentric]

I'll be honest, I haven't any clue how the Champions keep transforming like that. I thought that was your guys thing.

[asktheyigamaster]

Bah, such "genius" you are!

Sad really.

You better hurry up and coughs up a research paper on the phenomena right now, because the threat to your life is going to stay there until you give me my answers!

[geniuseccentric]

Well, uhm, what I have gathered is that certain letters get sent and the champion gets turned into a different species

Maybe there's someone out there putting spells on the letters?