Uh, hello? Hi? Where the hell am I?☮️
Veteran Dude looks up from the morning newspaper he picked up at the convenience store while buying a new pack of cigarettes. His eyes narrow with cynical paranoia as he subtly shifts in his white plastic chair, carefully examining the unfamiliar man. Once he closes the paper and places it on his lap, he runs his fingers through his sandy-ginger locks and crosses his arms.
"Hey there! You're in the desolate outskirts of crapland Paradise!" he replies with optimistic sarcasm, flashing a delicate smirk to seem more friendly.














