#asktheonceler

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It seems the you fandom is making a return. Will you be coming back into the limelight too?

Sorry... have we met?

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What kind of jobs are there, inside and outside of your factory?

There are a wide variety of jobs one can choose from at this fine corporation. The jobs range from the fine people who drive the truffula whackers to operations, secretaries to telemarketers, marketing to accounting. There’s also a large staff of butlers, maids, and the finest chefs outside of France. Outside of the factory, there are many retail positions worldwide. Think of any job… Chances are we employ someone to do it.

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You should really change the way you do business. Killing off nature isn't going to get you anywhere bro.

Look around… it got me everywhere, bro.

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Hello Mr. Once-ler! I would like to ask some questions, what was it like to be superbly rich? I mean, how and what would you spend it for? And what exactly motivated you to strive and to never give up? Really sorry for bothering you... But thanks for answering!

Being superbly rich is the greatest thing in the world. 10/10, would recommend. I spend money on whatever I want. The other day, I bought a giraffe. Why? Because why not.

My main motivation is my mother. She always pushed me to be the best I can be and now I’m incredibly rich and successful. She’s the best!

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Mr. Once-ler how do You feel about Jessica Rabbit? ;D

She’s got looks that books take pages to tell. She’s got a face to make you fall on your knees. She’s got money in the bank to thank and, I guess, you could think she’s livin’ at ease. ♪

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Have you ever REALLY thought about boredom?

I’m thinking about it right now.

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Do you really love you mother??

Yes.

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You suck

Screw you!