#askthetrashkitty

[cupids-boy-blog]

"You frustrate me more than anything in life- that’s how I know I really love you."

Kuroo smiled and took the other’s hands into his own, running his thumbs over the back of them lightly. “I don’t know if that’s a good or a bad thing.” He teased with a light chuckle.

[cupids-boy-blog]

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Can you take out the trash? I was running late this morning.

Also Lev called; he's coming over today.

And Kenma...and Yamamoto...

We're pretty much having a party. Make sure all of the breakables are safe and hidden.

Sorry 'bout this.

Ya know I love ya~

I got your favorite snack at the store today, so go ahead and enjoy it~

[cupids-boy-blog]

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Hey babe~ There's eggs and toast in the oven~

Oh, don't touch the milk in the fridge! That's for the cat.

Also there's some chocolates in the cupboard for you. I hope I got your favorite~

I'm coming home early today so prepare to be cuddled and taken to our bedroom before dinner time~

I love you, Kiyoko <3, love your handsome knight in shining armor~

[cupids-boy-blog]

"Dad! It's nothing, really! Don't hurt him! He promised he wouldn't do it again!" the girl shouted, trying to hold her father back and explain reason to him, her swollen eye throbbing and burning from her fresh wound, tears pooling her uninjured eye.

Kuroo was fuming mad; the one thing he hoped he’d never have to see was his little girl all beaten with a black eye. His heart sank at every minor cut and scraped knee, and he couldn’t even think when she had came home looking like that. He was furious and that stupid rich kid who thought he could touch his daughter deserved the same treatment, he thought. Kuroo probably already broke the kid’s arm and he looked terrified. Though he wanted to do more, he didn’t want to go to jail; his little girl needed her daddy around, especially if she was hanging around shitheads like this. So he got right in his face, eyes showing nothing but anger. 

"It’s one thing to make m’ little girl cry." He started, gritting his teeth as he willed every inch of his body not to throw him in the street and run him over with his car. "That alone would put ya in a world of pain. But now that you’ve touched my daughter, I’ve got no pity for ya, ya little shit. Now ya go home crying to mommy like the piss baby you are, and if I find out you’ve been within ten feet of m’ little girl, then it’s not home you’ll be going to, or jail ferr that matter. I’m goin’ to send ya right t’ th’ hospital. Ya got that?" Kuroo spat in the boy’s face and kicked him off of his front porch before hugging his daughter tight in his arms. "Don’t worry, little angel. No one’s going t’ hurt ya anymore."

[cupids-boy-blog]

"Wee! I can, I can! Look! It mama! Daddy mama'sh comin'!"

"Yea, that’s mama~" He cooed, running towards her mother. "Say hi momma~ He waved at his wife before going to run around the rest of the house, making plane noises as he did so. But he was careful not to break anything. "Let’s go back to momma~" He cheered, jogging along while holding her little feet.

[cupids-boy-blog]

The baby smiled a toothless grin, amused at her father making funny face at her. When he got close enough, she tried to reach out her tiny hand to grab a lock of his hair, but he pulled away in time to dodge her. Tilting her head in confusion when he held his hands in front of his face, she looked around for a second, trying to find where he went. A moment later, he revealed himself, startling her, making her giggle hard enough to form a spit bubble. Once it popped, she giggled once again.

"There’s my little girl!" He chuckled, wiggling his fingers so she could grab at them with her tiny hand. Then, he covered his face again, keeping quiet as did the little baby. When he removed his hands, Kuroo made another silly face and called out her name. When she kept giggling, he knew he was doing something right. "Yerr so cute~ That’s my little girl~" He cooed,planting light kisses on both of her cheeks. Kuroo smiled and opted for picking his baby girl up to tote her around the house like the doting father he was.

[cupids-boy-blog]

"Daddy?" The younger tugged on her father's shirt, "if mommy always had her scary monster guards with her at school, how 'd ya meet her?" With pale hues wide, anxious to know, she rocked back on her heels. "Did you save her like a princess?"

Kuroo scratched his cheek; at first she didn’t know what she was talkin’ about until two familiar faces popped into his head. “Ah.” A small chuckle left his lips. “Ya see, those scary monster guards were slow and not very bright. So the prince came in and saved the princess from the ugly monsters~ I took her on my horse and took her back to our castle and got married~” He smiled and patted her head. “Do ya want daddy to save ya too? From the ugly scary monsters?”

[cupids-boy-blog]

"Daddy. Daddyyyy~~ Up!!"

"Alright, alright!" He gave in to his kid’s desires and picked them up, swinging them around a bit before plopping them on his shoulders. "How’s that? Can ya see everythin’ now?"