#askthetrolls

[ask-the-trolls]

KK: i have in2omnia

[cloudiusdominicus]

H-hey ms. Moonso highness...? Do those spike shoulders cause any impracticalities? Like... I dont know... maybe while storing the jacket?

ME: T][e jacket goes on anot][er hanger so it doesn’t mess up my shirts!

[alternatively-trolls]

Pros/Cons of dating Jensta?

PROS - he’s small and the perfect temperature for cozy snuggles, he loves to cook he’ll cook you all sorts of yummy snacks, he has a soft and adorable purr, he tells amazing stories, very very caring, will look out for you

CONS - he’ll probably accidentally impale you with his horns, probably wont fight people 4 you- but he’ll try- he’ll just get beaten up tho, he may nitpick at you about how you present urself, he loves his lusus if ur dating him ur dating swandad too

[alternatively-trolls]

Pros and Cons of dating the Exocoes (Ekimar and Westir yes)

Ekimar: PROS - Affectionate, will protect you no matter what, will probably flirt at you in every memo, has a rlly nice purr, tall and u can hide behind him, he will play violin to you, he’ll probably give you a lot of gifts, he likes giving gifts, cute fin wiggles

CONS - he gets really jealous, very insecure, feels like he isn’t good enough, overprotective, clingy

Westir: PROS - he will want to show you all of his stuff (its cute) he will snuggle you, he is big and tall, very determined, protective, he will probably scare off ur enemies, he sticks his tongue out when hes thinking and its cute af, he’ll probably gift you many fishes

CONS - can be self centered, has a temper, very closed off from everyone in the outside world, will probably accidentally give more attention to his fish, inexperienced, gets nervous when he doesnt know what to do, complains a lot

[alternatively-trolls]

Westir what's ur opinion on the Calida's (both yours and her dancestor)

PS: my opinions on ignica are obvious enough. i hate her. but, i can respect her. shes a pain, but shes fun to mess wif, and shes not a total bore to be around eifer.ive heard a lot about flavia from ekimar, all good fings really. she sounds lovely and i wouldnt mind meeting her someday. definitely an evolution from ignica.

[alternatively-trolls]

Hey Westir, what do you think of Lunaki? And if you have meant her descendant Nialea what do you think of them?

PS: luna? well shes great. she can be a little.. distant? whats a good word. shes really literal a lot of fe time. she apologizes a lot which kinda gets annoying- mostly because she doesn’t need to apologize. i like her fough.PS: i havent really met her descendent, but she looks real similar to luna, minus fe never-ending mane of hair.

[alternatively-trolls]

If you all had to pick one troll to lead your group of friends, who would it be? ( cant be yourself )

TS: I’m assuming this question is for me since nothing was specified, and I’m the mod of this blog. In that case, I wouldn’t put myself as leader of these idiots to begin with. Do any of us have any decent leadership abilities? Jensta doesn’t show authority well. Rehgai ignores the issues at hand, Savrin’s just too childish, Ekimar is the only live one out of us all he cant lead very well when we aren’t in the same plain of existence or whatever you’d call it. TS: Westir doesn’t do well with others I can tell you that. Out of ANYONE on thid blog I’d elect The Voltaic as leader, but he’s much older. Does he count?

[alternatively-trolls]

@ Westir: what kind of fish is your favourite :0 if you had to pick one kind

PS: i know you said fish but does fat count as any sea creature?octopi are my favourite but on terms of fish id guess i like.. lionfish? anglerfish are cool, but i really like fings like eels and octopi. squids too.