#asktilly

[ask-tilly-the-new-kid]

Hey everyone! Its been a while hasn’t it? I’ve been busy with school as well as a lack of motivation to update, however the school year is over and I’ll have time to work! Because of the time its taken between updates, there will be a slight change in art style, but it’s still same ol’ Tilly! - Mod Doop

[ask-tilly-the-new-kid]

That might be because they put meth in the coffee

Tilly: wh

Tilly: what do you mean there’s meth in the coffee

Tilly: you better be joking or i swear to g-

???: OH GOD! I MESSED UP SO MUCH!!

[ask-tilly-the-new-kid]

Tilly: (oh god, this is going to be a bad idea...)

Tilly: uhhh, Hey?

Tilly: My name’s Tilly. I figured I should talk to people online since real people are..difficult.

Tilly: Ask me anything? 

[ask-tilly-the-new-kid]

Has your mom picked you up yet?

Tilly: *sigh* No…

Tilly: “It, uh,, takes her a bit to work up the courage to drive the car..

*BOOM*

Tilly: hh

Tilly: Ohhhh kay,,, so i’ve also been hearing noises from behind the employee door and I have no idea what they are

Tilly: If there’s something scary going on back there I’ll scream…and probably cry

[ask-tilly-the-new-kid]

Tilly: I could but...

Tilly: The sounds are coming from behind the employee door and like,

Tilly: I don’t want to get into trouble.

[PRO TIP] stay out of trouble by being a coward

Tilly: You think so?

Tilly: I guess that’d make sense but like,,,,,,,,,

Tilly: Is he alright or is he just having some like,,,sex or something???

Tilly: Wait, what kind of person wants to work with their parents?

[ask-tilly-the-new-kid]

So how was school? Did you make any new friends yet??

Tilly: it was,,, wild to say the least

Tilly: The bus rid was uncomfortable. This kid slid into my seat, said hello, and then didnt talk to me afterwards. I kinda got pressed up against the window.

Tilly: I also left my hat at home, since i figured it was a “no-hat” school. When I got there, half the kids still had hats on so that was disappointing.

Tilly: I guess my guide for the day was nice. Her name was Wendy. Pretty smart and cute too, I hope I wasn’t to flustered.

Tilly: Lunch was uhhhh,,,I sat alone and like….i–

Tilly: This kid dropped his taco and started crying? and no one seemed to care?? Also another kid started yelling bu this other kid calmed him down and I’m pretty sure i heard every girl in the lunchroom aww??????

Tilly: also Wendy punched this fat kid at one point and that was WACK. we stan strong girls in this blog #blessed #pleasedontpunchme

Tilly: As for any new friends?

[ask-tilly-the-new-kid]

Hey so... How is your coffee? -G

Tilly: Not gonna lie? its fucking gross.

Tilly: I ordered a black coffee so i could add sugar and creamer myself

Tilly: and yet it manages to taste like shit

Tilly: And yet i cant...stop.. drinking it???

Tilly: maybe its my mind telling me its polite to finish it but for all i know im addicted to this “gross coffee” flavor :/

[ask-tilly-the-new-kid]

Hi Tilly! Welcome to South Park! What do you think about the town so far? Any new friends?

Tilly: Its uhhh…cold? I mean, It was pretty cold where I used to live but the snow hasn’t melted an inch since i got here 3 days ago.

Tilly: as for friends? Some of the parents of the town came over to say hello to my mom but I haven’t actually seen any of the other people my age yet. 

Tilly: I’m going to South Park High in a few days so I guess i’ll meet people there, though I’m not expecting to make many real friends.