#asktrollkeithshadis

[sasha-braus-archer-boss]

"I've got a peeler but I can't throw it at you or we'll lose our PG rating!" Throws it anyway, gets it lodged in the wall."Go! Go get it! Get the peeler!"

“Yikes Mr. Shadis. But thanks, I guess?” She said grabbing the peeler out of the wall.

[the-springerman]

-looks at all the typos on your rules page- WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE THAT MAJESTIC STALLION JEAN OVER THERE!

Armin: *Snickers*

Connie: I’m not gonna say it.

Armin: Come on!

Connie: *Sighs* Fine. 

Connie: OH MY GOD JEAN YOU’RE SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIIIT

[modernmikasa]

//ER MAH GERD! YER SO PRETTY!

ER MAH GAHHD YOU ARE SO NICE.

[modernmikasa]

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

Mikasa: Don't be dumb. Like I would do that. [she's lying. She used to dress up as a cat but people teased her and call her Mi-cat-sa]

Mun: Witch/vampire. I wasn't terribly creative. I once also did Cho Chang from Harry Potter. Again, not terribly creative. 

[modernmikasa]

What is your biggest pet peeve (and no, Shadis can't be the answer, that's too obvious xD)

Mikasa: Assholes who think they can treat me like a goddamn piece of meat because of the way I dress. 

Mun: Rude people, and people who chew gum with their mouth open. *shudders*

[asktrollkeithshadis]

“YOU STOLE MY ACT-er, I mean, yes, it’s a nice day isn’t it…”

[charismatic-commanderarchive]

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{ ♜ }       “Ɗo forgive me for that. At least you have a full bit of hair as a beard."

[kare-no-hogo]

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THANK YOU BBY!!!

((btw don't you think it's weird that Kieth is basically Commander No-brows?))

[kare-no-hogo]

❖

"How 'bout a kiss with a fist, old man? I'm not getting my mouth anywhere near you."