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I heard you have every single type of gun, even the ones that dont exist!

I wouldn’t say every gun.

#asktrooperluna #he's got a gauss rifle but no minigun :V

Dear Santa,

We both know I haven’t been good. But I haven’t been badder than usual. So how about some lead, eh? Junkyards just don’t have the wheel weights they used to, and something is telling me to get to casting. A new powder thrower would be pretty great, too.

And you know the usual wanting to feel loved and the embrace of somebody I actually care about and to not feel compelled to kill somebody to pass the time. That’d all be pretty great.

I hope you don’t mind brahmin milk. The cookies are pretty good, though. What, you think you’re the only guy with a beard and a sweet tooth? I mean, I had to sample them, after all.

Sam

#asktrooperluna #letters #he only murdered two people for fun this year #that's an improvement!