#askwario

[wariow]

Anniversary

"Twenty years ago from’a today ees’a de day I’a started to’a work for’a Nintendo! You know, I’a stole Red ‘Stache’s castle twenty years ago! Maybe I’lla get a raise or’a somethin’, or’a maybe I’lla be confirmed for’a de new Smash Bros. for’a my anniversary! And’a you?! What’rea you gonna give me for’a today?! I’ma expectin’ money, lotsa garlic and’a food, and’a a lot of’a congratulations! De better I’lla get some, eet’sa for’a my 20th anniversary, you know!"

[powersofexercise]

"Oh'a, sheet." Wario begins to moonwalk away from the two trainers hoping they do not see him as he gnaws on his never ending stick of pepperoni that he appears to have slathered in chocolate.

“…is that CHOCOLATE, I see?” the man was much too slow; the sight of the stick was almost immediately caught, with Michelle’s sharp eyes.

“CHOCOLATE? WHERE?”

[holynightmarecorporation]

Here's 15 of these guys

askwario:

Tiny Warios

"They'll get along just fine with the Waluigi clones."

[turtle-tyrant]

Looks-a like old Shell-brain's gone soft hahaha!

Never! I'm as rough as they come! Much harder than you've ever been in your life!

Oh, by the way, Happy Birthday ya Freak. Here's to hoping you don't get to another one! Bwahaha!

[demonofinnocence]

If it isn't another green scaredy cat!

(( M!A'd Mr. L until tomorrow ))

"Scaredy cat?! HA! I think you have the wrong green guy!"

[warios]

Hey! Who gave YOU the right to impersonate me!?

WAHAHAHAH, YOU'RE-A KIDDING ME, RIGHT? YOU AREN'T EVEN-A CLOSE TO BEING HANDSOME ENOUGH TO BE-A WARIO.

EVERYONE KNOWS WARIO HAVE-A LONG, MUSCULAR LEGS AND A STURDY TONED-A FRAME. YOU LOOK-A FAT AND YOUR QUADRUPLE CHINS-A LOOK LIKE A WATERFALL-A FLAB.