#askwhitebread

[ask-sir-crocodile]

My sons burned my homework, what are you going to do about it?

Here’s your make-up assignment: die.

[maridoodles]

So you're drawing my sons in their undergarments are you? What about me, I look good with panties on my head.

you’re a weird old man i don’t know why they put up w/ u

[askteach]

...Sleeping in a broom closet?

[ask-papa-mihawk]

Will I fit in your house

You can fit Shirohige… It is a castle

[ask-sir-crocodile]

I don't know if I should laugh or cry at the sight of you at the moment

I’ll give you a real reason to cry, old man. 

[ask-sir-crocodile]

Who the hell are you

Ah, hello, my name is Daz Bones.

If you’re lost, I’d be happy to give you directions to the nearest senior home.

[ask-granny-tsuru-blog]

Hi mom

You come to greet your mother and don’t bring her a good drink at the very least?

you’re grounded sir.

[ask-doflamingo]

i bet you cant even get it up you old man