#askyesman

[confessionsofakiing-blog]

BENNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY -leads off into strangled robotic wheeze-

In the flesh, baby!

Now tell me what in the Hell you’re doing outside. Who let you out of Robot Jail. I mean. Your ‘suite.’

[askyesman]

I don't know why someone has congratulated you, but congratulations on whatever it is!

[askyesman]

Also Happy LATE Halloween

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Congratulations!

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DOBBY IS FREE!!!!!!!

[missyzero]

Also this is a Christmas without Yes Man. What a year.

[missyzero]

I have been seeing a lot of CourierxYes Man stuff on my dash and I haven't even have a chance to say my two cents about it! It sorta made it tough running a Yes Man blog, cause I saw how ships could sink blogs. Also everyone wanted THEIR courier with Yes Man, so I took a NO SHIP stance on that blog to keep EVERYONE happy. Sure he was a bit of a tease with some, but in the end he wanted to just pal around with people.  In fact there was SO MANY BEING SUPER NICE AND LOVELY DOVEY TO HIM it was a breath of fresh air to see someone being mean to him, or someone manipulating him. I still really like bouncing off of Bennys and Marian (Seji plz I luff her) because you got to see a full spectrum of Yes Man interacting with them. From kiss ass, to adoring, to trying to thinly hide his displeasure, to inwardly screaming if something horrible has been done. Cause its fun to push a robot like that to the edge! The pairing in itself has too many strange going ons with me in it. Like him unable to say no is one thing. IT JUST WIGS ME OUT. Also he is a rolling weapon. Lots of rusted metal, pinchy parts, and sharp edges. OUCH OUCH. His main function is to run New Vegas no matter who is up there with him, and I guess just knowing the courier can be replaced with him makes me hesitant. ALSO WHEN HE TURNS HUMAN OR ASSERTIVE IT DOESN'T MEAN SEX SEX SEX SEX.  Also it just happens so fast in fan fics (I went around on fanfiction.net trying to get into the pairing, but it didnt work) are just super fast and BAM THEY ARE TOGETHER. I guess I just like seeing history and things build up.  There are too many variables for me to say I approve of it. DO I DISAPPROVE OF IT? No. Ship what you want maaaaaan. CAN YOU SEE THE SHIP HAPPENING? Under the right circumstance, yes. How? Either I have to be hit in the face with something awe-inspiring or I keep my little musing secret.

WILL YOU EVER SHIP ON YOUR YES MAN BLOG? No, as stated above, I like to appeal to all audiences and they can just put their courier in there if they want to imagine. Unless something knocks me flat one day. But it would not turn into a shipping blog.

WILL YOU EVER SHIP ON ZAC? What are you doing here, league of legleg people? This is about Yes Man! WHAT IF YES MAN WAS A HUMAN? I still see him as a suck up and friendzoner extraordinaire or at least oblivious to romance for the first part. THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS TO DO AS A HUMAN! Also he would be still trying to complete his function now turned LIFE LONG DREAM.

WHAT IS YOUR YES MAN OTP? Yes ManxNew Vegas. 

DO YOU NOT LIKE ROBOTxHUMAN PAIRINGS? Actually one of my most adored ships is Wheatley and Chell. Though that pairing came out of the blue and knocked me to the floor. I still cry about it to this day.

ARE YOU TELLING ME TO STOP SHIPPING? D8 Never! Ship what you want and ship Yes Man with all the couriers! And I am sorry if I got anyone to stop shipping anything. GO AHEAD AND WRITE STORIES! DRAW PICTURES! I might even drift by and like em. DO YOU EVEN SHIP?  I do, but rarely. I have been dragged around on some very horrible rides because of ship and it makes me wary. Please don't use me for just getting jollies with characters you like. )8 It has happened more times then I would like it to have.

SO HERE YOU GO WITH THIS LONG RAMBLING ABOUT YES MANxWHATEVER NOW. WHO KNOWS I MIGHT SHIP IT IN THE FUTURE. WE JUST DUNNO. Just do what is fun for yoooou!

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