Jul 24, 2025
Peter Parker's type in women: Strong, Confident, Independent
Peter Parker's type in men: Fucking stupid <3
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Peter Parker's type in women: Strong, Confident, Independent
Peter Parker's type in men: Fucking stupid <3
Wade: If we're besties do I have to date you? Because I'm so not opposed to that. In fact I'm incredibly pro that in every way and on every surface
Peter: What? What are you even talking about
Wade: *Gestures around the table to all of Peter's best friends* Harry's your ex, MJ's your ex, Gwen's your ex, Johnny's your ex—
Peter: That's...not on purpose. It just happens to work out that way sometimes
Wade: Baby boy I haven't met a single friend of yours I'm sure you haven't hooked up with. I was even catching vibes on that hot villain chick
Peter: Black Cat is—nevermind. Listen, I'm a busy man. I don't have time to date people and maintain friendships
MJ: You did not just sum our relationship to killing two birds with one stone.
Peter: Uh...
Wade: So if all your best friends turn into your exes does that mean we should just get married so we don't jinx it with this whole platonic business
Peter: Wade, no. We're just friends
Johnny: He said that exact same thing to me once when I had his dick in my mouth so I wouldn't put much faith in it
Peter: This is why I don't do group hangouts.
been gatekeeping this lovely commission from the wonderful @ponury-grajek. i think marvel rivals spider-man (with the bag-man face) and felicia hardy would be so hot as a couple. i’m thinking of writing a fic of this scenario!!
Random midnight AU scenario idea. (which is totally not an excuse to have all of my favorite Peter ships in one room)
Peter Parker, probably like in his late 20s early 30s, there is a high school reunion, and it's his first time actually, truly hanging out with any of his high school friends (Harry, MJ, Ned, flash, Liz, Betty, ect,) in years, none of them know he's Spider-Man, and he kind of just. Drifted away from them to keep them safe ig. Anyways, they're all hanging out now, since they were all part of like a club, let's say a science club, they all go up to get drinks or something at a bar. They're catching up you know, talking about who they're dating what's going on in their lives etc and Pete is the designated driver,
anyways at some point during the night, he goes to the restroom, they go off and dance or something they just got separated from him. And when they look back at him he's now talking with someone 2 times his size, has the skin of a popcorn ceiling, and is genuinely terrifying, and/or with a girl with pure white hair, and looks like she could be a supermodel. AND/OR the JOHNNY STORM (Wade and Felicia are the first to) and they just kind of freeze because Peter Parker, shy, nerdy, nervous, glasses that were too big for his face Peter Parker, is talking to them like he knows them. And it almost looks like he's... Flirting with them. And they all just kind of freeze in shock,
And some of them,. I'm not gonna name names get a little jelly, while the others are just concerned for his safety, because why the fuck is a mercenary and/or two models talking to their Peter??
Honestly, I could probably word this a lot better if I wasn't so tired but, I need to get my thoughts out so. Enjoy.
SPIDER-MAN & THE BLACK CAT
in The Amazing Spider-Man (2022) #63 (Variant Cover)
Penciller: Gleb Melnikov Cover Artist: Lucas Werneck
"𝔔𝔲𝔦𝔢𝔱 𝔞𝔰 𝔞 ℭ𝔞𝔱, 𝔖𝔫𝔢𝔞𝔨𝔶 𝔞𝔰 𝔞 𝔖𝔭𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯"
Ask
Original Male Stud AU
Black Cat always teases Spider-Man but what happens when he tries to call her bluff by smacking her on her butt and telling her that he will breed her? Did that succeed in getting her to stop with the teasing flirts? Or did that get another result?
"I miscaculated--NNNGHHH! Oh, God!!"
Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!--!!
Spider-Man groaned loudly, the leggings of his costume torn and his mask half-rolled up, exposing his nose and mouth. Black Cat, her bodysuit zipped down with her breasts exposed and her womanhood showing, impaled herself upon the hero's cock. The vigilante gasped and groaned each time the thief slammed her shapely rear upon his lap, while his web-shooters, still on his wrists, were magnetized, stuck to the metal railing. Peter thought that smacking Felicia's tush and telling her he would breed her would deter her from flirting. She instead pounced on him, using a 'borrowed' gadget to magnetize his web-shooters, and the rest was history.
"Ooohh, fuck!" Black Cat moaned loudly as she bounced up and down upon Spidey's girth. "Fuck, so big, Spider!"
Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!--!!
"Cat," Peter groans out, panting as his manhood throbs each time Felicia impales her pussy upon it. "Fuck!!"
"You riled me up, Spider," the white-haired woman groans, rolling her head back, grinding her ass against his lap. "Mhmm, remember your motto about responsibility, handsome~."
Some Spideycat for you
(A Fire and Ice Duo)
Bonus: Glasses version under the tab
Them 🖤