#askyusuke

[face-full-of-fists-bitch]

*Yusuke arrived to see that Yukina had turned into some bloody psychopath with a chainsaw!*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I KNEW IT!

I HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO, BUT I TOLD YOU SO!!

YOU GUYS OWE ME!

[face-full-of-fists-bitch]

*Yusuke arrived in the Hospital Room Kuwabara was staying in, Kuwabara having been moved out of the ICU some time ago.*

Hey, buddy...

Catch!

*Yusuke tossed him a stuffed animal, some sort of plush of a popular character from pop-culture.*

Cute, right?

Ehh... I bought it from the gift shop.

I didn't know what to get ya, but I knew you like cats.

[face-full-of-fists-bitch]

Yo...

What the fuck is wrong with Hiroginna's head?

It's all kinds of fucked up...

Or was she merely using a tactic to shock the fuck out of me?

If it's the latter...

Ugh.

I hope it's the latter?

Man, man oh man...

*sighs*

The Kid needs help.

I thought Hiei was the ONLY weirdo amongst us.

[face-full-of-fists-bitch]

Are we scaring the babies now sonny boy ?

Scaring the babies?

What the fuck, old geezer, I'm not going around scarring the minds of children.

Unless, you mean Diaper-Breath himself?

[face-full-of-fists-bitch]

SPIRIT WORLD HAS NO CLASS!

But I do!

😆

[face-full-of-fists-bitch]

Two Yusuke's? Pfff-whhhaaaaaaaa...

Okay...

What the hell is a paradigm shift? Are alternate universes a good example of that?

My brain hurts!

[face-full-of-fists-bitch]

Well... I'll be leaving Demon World in a bit.

After talking to Orias and then to Kuwabara, I can see why Lucy is the wife figure in Lucy's and Beelzebub's relationship...

Kuwabara is a man- err male, but he is definitely in touch with his feminine side... rather he realizes that or not.

We calls thems "beta males"...

[...But he's a bit more fruity than the average hetero beta male types...]

But...

I wouldn't have him any other way than for him to be him!

So, BACK OFF FROM THE GINGER if you're thinking about picking on him!

You pick on him, you're picking a bone with me!

Got it?

[face-full-of-fists-bitch]

Heyo!

Keiko can be a cold bitch at times, but that ain't what's just eatin' me.

What bites is her bitch slap! Jeeze!

But I can live with those.

What I cannot stand about the bitch is her constant trying to "fix" me, like I'm her little project for home ec class!

I HATE SCHOOL!

But as hard as the punches come--

I'm far more than a double hitter!

I'm greater than a triple threat!

Don't fuck with me, unless you can play!

And you better play my game...

Because, if you can't last and you hit it to quit it-

I am no quitter!

By all means, try me!

You'll be leaving with more than a few broken teeth!

More like you'll be leaving in a body bag.

...

Yeah... I broke up with Keiko.

Big whoop.

Our relationship died some time ago.

I finally got tired of her shit.

By the end of our big blow out, bitch told me "grow up, Yusuke!"

Grow up?! Bitch! Grow up yourself!

So, after giving it some thought, I dumped the bitch seeing that we weren't going anywhere in the relationship after all these damn years.

Heh... She was not happy about that either.

I'm happy I didn't buy her the ring.