#ask!yusukeurameshi

[face-full-of-fists-bitch]

*Yusuke arrived to see that Yukina had turned into some bloody psychopath with a chainsaw!*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I KNEW IT!

I HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO, BUT I TOLD YOU SO!!

YOU GUYS OWE ME!

[botan-the-bubbly-reaper]

I... love LIFE!

Keiko, Shizuru, and me have been having a great time since last night. We've been drking, eating, painting each other's toenails, drinking, fixing each other's hair and make-up, drinking...

I haven't missed Spirit World once since I've been living with Keiko-chan.

I did manage to get me a job, though... as a waitress!

Mr. Yukimura and Mrs. Yukimura are VERY nice, polite, and hospitable! They're good people all around!

[face-full-of-fists-bitch]

*Yusuke arrived in the Hospital Room Kuwabara was staying in, Kuwabara having been moved out of the ICU some time ago.*

Hey, buddy...

Catch!

*Yusuke tossed him a stuffed animal, some sort of plush of a popular character from pop-culture.*

Cute, right?

Ehh... I bought it from the gift shop.

I didn't know what to get ya, but I knew you like cats.

[face-full-of-fists-bitch]

Yo...

What the fuck is wrong with Hiroginna's head?

It's all kinds of fucked up...

Or was she merely using a tactic to shock the fuck out of me?

If it's the latter...

Ugh.

I hope it's the latter?

Man, man oh man...

*sighs*

The Kid needs help.

I thought Hiei was the ONLY weirdo amongst us.

[face-full-of-fists-bitch]

Are we scaring the babies now sonny boy ?

Scaring the babies?

What the fuck, old geezer, I'm not going around scarring the minds of children.

Unless, you mean Diaper-Breath himself?

[face-full-of-fists-bitch]

SPIRIT WORLD HAS NO CLASS!

But I do!

😆

[face-full-of-fists-bitch]

Two Yusuke's? Pfff-whhhaaaaaaaa...

Okay...

What the hell is a paradigm shift? Are alternate universes a good example of that?

My brain hurts!

[face-full-of-fists-bitch]

Well... I'll be leaving Demon World in a bit.

After talking to Orias and then to Kuwabara, I can see why Lucy is the wife figure in Lucy's and Beelzebub's relationship...

Kuwabara is a man- err male, but he is definitely in touch with his feminine side... rather he realizes that or not.

We calls thems "beta males"...

[...But he's a bit more fruity than the average hetero beta male types...]

But...

I wouldn't have him any other way than for him to be him!

So, BACK OFF FROM THE GINGER if you're thinking about picking on him!

You pick on him, you're picking a bone with me!

Got it?