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[xjsteph]

Pigeon Point Lighthouse

[wiissa0]

adidas by Stella McCartney short film still

For their sustainable swimwear collection

Directed by wiissa

Starring Hannah Bronfman

Shot in Hawaii on 16mm and super 8 

[shittyromcom]

Shitty Movie Concepts: A Soft Gay Romcom ft. Oscar Isaac and Chris Evans

They meet at a coffee shop and Oscar is a writer who frequently goes there for the free WiFi and decently priced coffee. Chris is a barista who constantly flirts with Oscar whenever he can. Chris uses the worst pickup line and says the worst jokes and Oscar would never tell him but he thinks it’s really cute. Chris starts think he’s annoying Oscar because Oscar seems to never do anything but give a polite smile and only occasionally plays along. So Chris stops and Oscar hates it because it was actually the high light of his day. So he ends up asking Chris if he’s seeing anyone, assuming that’s why he stopped the flirting and playful behavior, but Chris just gets confused and tells him no and why would he ask that. Oscar says because he stopped the flirting so he just assumed, Chris laughed and shook his head and explained he thought he was just annoying. So Oscar tells him it actually always makes his day then gives him his number and that’s when the big gay mess starts. Also Oscar only ended up confronting Chris after he had a crisis over it to his best friend who said he should just ask him if it bothered him that much. But like my point is it’s gonna be a big gay mess with lots of Chris being the most flirtatious person to ever walk the damn planet. Oscar is that gay™️ who is always tired and uses “I’m gay” for excuses when it comes to some things just to see if anyone will challenge it

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NUEVO TEMA SPANISH VERSION

[chistes21]

Mendigo

Era un pobre que era muy pesado pidiendo. El tipo que siempre pasaba junto él un día le habló y le dijo: -Amigo, no está tan mal, ¿por qué no trabaja? -Le pido dinero, no consejos. ))))))) presentado por https://descuentos.guru/asmc

[mejoresdesmotivaciones]

Chiste de la selva

Hay una escasez de comida en la selva, el león propone contar chistes y el que haga reír a todos los animales se salva, si no lo matan. El conejo cuenta un chiste buenísimo y todos se ríen menos la tortuga, matan al conejo. El oso cuenta un chiste buenísimo y todos se ríen menos la tortuga matan al oso. El caballo cuenta un chiste malísimo y nadie se ríe y empieza la tortuga a reírse a carcajada y dice: - El chiste del conejo buenísimo, buenísimo jajaja ))))))))))) ofrecido por https://descuentos.guru/asmc

[wiissa0]

adidas by Stella McCartney short film still

For their sustainable swimwear collection

Directed by wiissa

Starring Hannah Bronfman

Shot in Hawaii on 16mm and super 8 

[wiissa0]

adidas by Stella McCartney short film still

For their sustainable swimwear collection

Directed by wiissa

Starring Hannah Bronfman

Shot in Hawaii on 16mm and super 8