#asmodai

[restorativeluciferian]

Working with demons is like

Me: Welp, I just made a decision that kind of upended the foundations of my life. My body literally has anxiety attacks every day. I am back on herbal tinctures and smokeable cannabis to manage it. I worry that my future is over and I am panicking over every little thing.

Demons: heyyyy so you know that foreshadowing for months you had about working with Asmodeus

[mechanistik]

♦️

[his-st4rboy]

Intro Post

Ryn • 20 • he/him

devoted to lord lucifer & king asmodai

currently going through a major life transition and needed a space to stay accountable in my practice. lucifer and asmodai have been the only constant, so i’m trying to actually show up for them and for myself.

likes: witchcraft (clearly), crafting, crochet, astrology, tarot, music, my cats, my boyfriend

dni: classic dni (homophobes, transphobes, bigots, minors, etc etc)

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Unit that would benefit most from a spa day?

Asmodai because he’s very uptight and could use the decompression, but also you could drown him in the spa which would be beneficial for everyone

[lilacstarshine40k]

Nothing does psychological damage to a man like going outside and seeing what appears to be thirty clones of the most annoying person in his life.

[lilacstarshine40k]

@bunny-fair

I do not know if this is what you are expecting, but here it is. I come from the satire of gender roles angle of omegaverse generally.

So, one of the things that made me tilt my head reading the DA codex was reading that Azrael reacted to Asmodai going way overboard by putting him in charge of the most impressionable members of the entire chapter: the neophytes. In canon this is weird because neither Azrael nor Lion nor literally anyone else in the Inner Circle has any reason to want more Asmodai, and this seems to be a great way to get more Asmodai. Sure, there’s the element of it being a demotion for a guy who by seniority and skill has a decent shot at being head chaplain, but still—wouldn’t ninth company have worked?

Regardless of the canon reason, this combined with a recent omegaverse kick in my fanfic reading habits has led to a very silly theory as to why this could happen in an AU: Asmodai would be an omega in the omegaverse. I don’t think there’s any DA omegaverse in a language I can read but I hope those fine authors focusing on that matter see my reason. It’s about the neophyte thing.

Now he’s not a good omega. But I can see a very fed up Azrael and Ezekiel brainstorming ways to get him to chill out with the blowing up cities and going “omegas like pups right. Go shove him at the neophytes.”

Much like I assume happened in canon when Asmodai was reassigned to tenth company, disaster ensued. Dunno what happens after that point, but I assume eventually Lion rolls up, beholds his terrified youngest sons, and realizes he has no idea how to deal with misbehaving chaplains other than slapping their heads off.

[restorativeluciferian]

"I understand every name that just came up in that post, but not in that order," says local Jewish demonalator squinting at a random algorithm post about a videogame or Hazbin Hotel that Tumblr spat out into their feed

[lilacstarshine40k]

There are some things that no amount of experience as chapter master will prepare you for; your jester bullriding your meanest chaplain as he tries to shoot her head off is one of them.