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[armltagehux]

Hux is Coming (to Ireland) - Hux/original character part of A Song of Trash and Fire (set eight years prior)

Twenty year old Hux, in a last ditch effort to be himself before finishing college and becoming one of the many cronies in his father's company, decides to study abroad in Ireland. But more than that -- Ireland is where his mother's family came from, where his family has roots, and... well, the men don't look too bad, either.

Written for Hux Appreciation Day (March 17, 2019) but posting early because I’m out all weekend!

Read it on AO3!

[thisgarbagepicker]

Holiday weekend boredom busting with some more epilogue-esque material from the ASOTAF-verse . . . some dust jackets from our boy’s (future) latest novel.

Check out the ‘A Song of Trash and Fire’ series by @armltagehux & @thisgarbagepicker  on AO3 for more!

[armltagehux]

Curious what the characters of A Song of Trash and Fire: Ben and Rey Make a Porno are up to after the events of the story? Check out this series of Instagram posts set three years after the end of chapter fifteen to see what they’re up to now.

The year is 2022, and life has changed a lot...

DAY 7/7: REY SOLO

[armltagehux]

A Song of Trash and Fire: Ben and Rey Make a Porno → by @thisgarbagepicker and @reyssolo → beta’d by @leofgyth

Rey has some decisions to make about the trajectory her life will take. Ben has some decisions to make about the trajectory his drive back to the Airbnb from Han's retirement party will take. It's finally time to face difficult truths and make things right—or is it too late?

→ a gratuitous Zack and Miri Make A Porno AU

Rating: Explicit See ao3 page for full list of warnings and tags.

Chapter Fourteen: Umbrella is Coming (Again)

[armltagehux]

Sneak preview of A Song of Trash and Fire: Ben and Rey Make a Porno by @reyssolo and @thisgarbagepicker !

Chapter Eight: Tequila Pong is Coming             AND  Chapter Nine: The Rebel is Coming... coming soon!

That’s right! It’s a two-fer this week, with TWO chapters coming at you this weekend!

→ catch up on previous chapters here → subscribe to the fic on ao3 for emails when we do weekly updates!

[armltagehux]

Sneak preview of A Song of Trash and Fire: Ben and Rey Make a Porno by @reyssolo and @thisgarbagepicker !

Chapter Thirteen: The Hipster is Coming... coming soon!

In the meantime, why not cozy up with a ficlet or three? Enjoy Chapter 12.5A: Feelings are Coming (Hux/Poe) AND Chapter 12.5B: The Best Friends are Coming (Finn/Rose) AND Chapter 12.5C: An Impartial Third Party is Coming (Ben/Korr Sella)

A look at the lives of everyone in the interim, after the hot mess that is chapter 12. Use these ficlets to whet your palate (there’s a little bit of everything for you) before chapter 13 drops this weekend.

→ catch up on previous chapters here → subscribe to the fic on ao3 for emails when we do weekly updates!

[armltagehux]

A Song of Trash and Fire: Ben and Rey Make a Porno → by @thisgarbagepicker and @reyssolo → beta’d by @reyloscum and @leofgyth

The time has finally come for Ben and Rey to film their scene and answer that age old question: Will Winter be coming? Meanwhile, Finn and the others try to answer some questions of their own regarding a certain popular book-and-HBO series.

But as the night wears on, the questions may prove a bit harder to grapple with.

→ a gratuitous Zack and Miri Make A Porno AU

Rating: Explicit See ao3 page for full list of warnings and tags.

Chapter Ten: Winter is Coming (Twice)

[armltagehux]

A Song of Trash and Fire: Ben and Rey Make a Porno → by @thisgarbagepicker and @reyssolo → beta’d by @mrsvioletwrites and @leofgyth

It's 2018, and as their ten-year high school reunion looms, Ben and Rey are roommates still trying to make something of themselves. But that's a tough thing to do when most of their time is spent struggling with unfulfilling jobs, a shared car on the verge of breakdown . . . and really, just getting their already overdue bills paid. Is just a little break too much to ask for? When things seem about to hit rock bottom, an opportunity arises to get them out of the red by some slightly unconventional means.

With the help of rich Unca Wanwo, flagrant misuse of Ben's creative writing degree, and copious amounts of coffee, Ben and Rey put together the porno of the century, starring themselves and their friends . . . with interesting results.

→ a gratuitous Zack and Miri Make A Porno AU

Rating: Explicit (for later chapters) See ao3 page for full list of warnings and tags.

Chapter One: Umbrella is Coming