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[thecandyyman-blog]

asprastra replied to your post “conspiracy theory: WONKA IS A CANDY LIZARD.”

ELLA WHAT

SNEEPLE.

[thecandyyman-blog]

❤  @asprastra

❝ Robert-- What did I tell you about fingers in the mixing bowl? ❞

[hooksrighthand]

“I’ll never know why people are so desperate to conform”

“ i’d say s’cause of th’ police, sir. they’s can be awf’ly brutal, y’know! not as brutal as we pirates, ‘course, bu’ ‘nough ta scares up th’civvies. when i worked at the docks meself they weren’t too kind t’us hands, let alone th’irish ones. kinda makes ya stay in yer place when ya don’t know nuff’in else ta do against it. ‘course now’s i just give ‘em a slice n’twist, tho. ”

[starrcatchcr]

{ @asprastra }

“ I still very well stand by my statement of your being a THUG, you thug. Well dressed or not your actions speak far louder than your verbal attempts at gentlemen’s speech. And words, I find, are an excellent method of disguise. ”

[hooksrighthand]

“ This is a rainbow of sin. ” you know who

( @asprastra )

“ … wot makes ya say that, sir? ”  his nose scrunches and his eyes squint, a contortion of confusion if anything. calloused hands with rough nails reach back to itch at his head through his beanie, feet shifted their planted position in an attempted stance of thought.

“ i always thought rainbows were kinda nice meself. s’like hope afta th’storm, ain’t it? ”  an attempt at coherent and clever thought – which it might have been if it had anything to do with what Black Stache was saying which it probably didn’t.

[dcntsaygoood]

rob gives him a bottle of melatonin. emmett gives him a dunkin' donuts gift card. they're both trying to help. emphasis on trying.

…Rob…

he has to admit– he’s entertained by his twin’s gift. he really is, as he turns the green and yellow bottle over his hands, ‘ Melatonin ’ finely and clearly written on the bright label; a chuckle leaves him as he leans his hip on the wall.

“ Thanks, ”  he speaks through a grin, shaking the tablets a little along with his head,  “ I mean it, Rob. Thank you. I actually got today and Christmas tomorrow off, so this’ll be a big help tonight. ”

…Emmett…

“ Aw, hey- thanks, bud! ”  James’ gives Em’s shoulder a gentle little fatherly shake, a soft smile on his somewhat tired, but (for once) slightly more rested features.  “ I don’t get to run by Dunkin’ a lot, but I love their coffee. This’ll definitely get some use before work in the mornings after the holidays. ”

his hand went up to ruffle his basically adopted son’s hair, affection written in every inch of his gesture before he slips his hand to the back of the other’s shoulder, shoving him towards him teasingly to yank him into a hug, giving his back a couple of firm pats.

“ Love ya, bud. Thank you. ”

[dcntsaygoood]

( @asprastra​ )

“ Alrighty! ”  James excitedly thumps a large bag onto Emmett’s bed, briefly cracking his back as he stood up straight before bending right back down to open it up.

“ Here’s some new shirts-- the latest books that you’ll need- you said these right? I got you some ties? I think you said you needed ties? There’s a lot of ties. They were buy one get one, so I figured what the hell, yeah? ”  he takes everything out, everything already being neatly folded that was clothing.  “ I know you said you were staying through Christmas so I got plenty of coats too? And there’s a new suitcase in the living room, since your old one was kinda small and I just want to make sure you can bring everything-- oh! ”

he pulls out something small, shaking it with a small clatter.  “ Travel toothbrush! I’m sure the apartments are decently sized but you never know what you have to deal with? So there’s like. Three of those- and shampoo- I also got you some fancy deodorant and some beanies aaaaaand... ”

things are continuously pulled out and organized onto the bed. useful things-- but utterly useless at the same time. things that could easily be gotten upon arrival to the destination. it was just a business trip-- lawyer stuff, he knows- but it was Em’s FIRST big lawyer stuff! he just-- had to make sure.

[dcntsaygoood]

( @asprastra​ )

“ Han-- haun- han- han ism? Like-- han and ism? Is-mmm? Is that right? ” James looks up rather innocently to Emmett, brow knit humorously as he somewhat apologetically shrugs his shoulders. he looks down back down to the piece of paper Emmett had slid him. this was  HARDLY  a good way to educate a forty year old white man on Jewish topics.

“ C’mon stop laughing! I see you snickering! ”  he pouts, shaking his head and focusing on the next word, full well knowing he was going to get it  wrong. his face falls, almost too dramatically as he stares at it.  “ Oh that’s just not fair... ”  came the soft but shaken reaction under his breath. a deep inhale is taken in preparation for utter humiliation.

“ Suff... Suuff... Gan. So suff-gan-- right? ”  he looks to the other to find... no help in mercilessly mischievous eyes. he gulps.

“ Suff-- Suff-gany-yot. Suff-gany-yot? Or Suff-gany-yote... Maybe... Uh... ”